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Set fire to the pony!! FM x J3T

"Funny, your boyfriend is perfectly your boyfriend" Danny said with a huge grin on his face as he stepped into Dylan's vision. "You do know you made no sense at all, right?" Dylan said in between his giggling fit. Danny nodded and held his hand out. Dylan grinned and allowed Danny to pull him to his feet.

"Georgie!" Dylan shouted as he and Danny looked for George. They saw him look up from searching through the fridge. He closed the fridge and they saw that he had a bunch of cans of Jack Daniels and coke in his arms. Danny and Dylan laughed as he frowned at them.

"What do you want?" George snapped at them and winced as he realized how he said it. "I love you, Georgie" Danny said and George flipped him off. "I love you too, Georgie" Dylan said and giggled as George grinned and flipped him off as well.

"Don't be mean, Georgie, you meant to love him too" Danny said and took a step forward and then managed to spin off right into the fridge. Dylan and George fell over laughing as Danny stood back and looked at the fridge as though it had only just popped out of nowhere.

George handed Dylan one of the cans he had pinched and then he handed Danny one as well and they all had a competition on who could down their can first. Dylan won but ended up passing out as he threw the last of it down his throat. As he fell down next to George, both Danny and George started laughing as Jorel walked into the room and nearly tripped over Dylan. Jordan did trip over him and fell flat on his face as the others broke down in laughter. As soon as Jordan figured out what had happened, he started laughing just as hard and this only made the others laugh harder.

"Oh my, he wants cuddles" Matt murmured and went to join Dylan on the floor. George glared at Matt and Jordan and Jorel just laughed harder as Danny kept telling George that Dylan still loved him.

"Mattie!! Come cuddle me!" Danny whined as he saw George glare at Matt yet once again. Matt grinned and crawled over to where Danny was sitting against the fridge and cuddled up to him.

Jorel stole a can of Jack from George and downed half of it before George even noticed that there was one missing. George looked right at Jorel and looked at the can and then glared at Jordan who was having the presumably best night of his life. "Why you go steal my shit, man?" George questioned Jordan and Jorel fell back laughing, spilling the drink all over him. Jordan figured out what had happened and started giggling as he pointed over to the laughing Jorel at his side. George looked to Jorel and then looked away only to look back again as he caught sight of the can.

"Fair play" George muttered and threw one at Jordan who grinned like a kid on Christmas as it bounced off his shoulder. Danny suddenly gasped from where he was still trapped in a Matt cage and grinned as well. "We should have a fucked-up sing-a-long broken up into different song things" Danny said and they all burst out laughing at the way that he suggested the idea but found that they could not fault the idea so they all agreed.

What they were all too far wasted to notice was that Dylan had woken up slightly and had the best idea ever. He was going to record it all.

"George you start" Danny said and grinned as George stood up. "Is there some kind of order?" George asked and Danny nodded. "Whoever you point to after you have finished goes next and so forth" Danny said whilst grinning. George nodded and shook his head.

"I set fire to my little pony" George started and they all laughed, George then pointed to Jorel who had difficulty standing up so he decided to stay on the floor.

"We wish you a merry Christmas and oh my god is that Charlie Scene" Jorel sang and even though they haven't recovered from the last burst of laughter, they some how managed to start a new one off. Jorel pointed to Danny who grinned.