Hollywood Undead oneshots

Pour me another CS x DM

"So, who wants to go out tonight?" Funny Man asks the others as they left the studio after a long day of work. They all nodded but most of them weren't as eager as Danny who immediately jumped up at the idea.

"Let's go to yours, Dylan. I can promise you have more booze at yours than the rest of ours" Danny pointed out and no one could fault him, not even Funny Man. So they all agreed and headed off to Funny Man's house.

They started off with just a few beers and some Karaoke, but soon they had ditched the karaoke and started doing some shots. They held back after a few rounds as they didn't want to get too far gone when they still needed to come up with song idea's and Funny Man wasn't too keen on his booze stash being drained that quickly. "Let's try and make it last this time" Funny Man told them all and this shocked them as it was usually him who was the first to get wasted.

Funny Man went off to the toilet after about ten minutes, and before he returned, the others pinched some booze and hid all around the house with it. They did this to Funny Man quite often as it pisses him off when they hide the alcohol from him. When Funny Man came down from the bathroom, he found that they had all ditched him and it took him a minute to figure out what they were doing to him.

"You're not funny, that's my job" He shouted through the house as he went off to find them. He headed for the kitchen as that is where Charlie always hides. And sure enough he was in there, hiding behind the table. "Seriously, Jordan, don't you ever realize that you are seriously predictable?" Funny Man asked him and he just shrugged as he climbed up off the floor with help from Funny Man. Charlie headed back to the lounge, slightly swaying on his feet and was showing just how much he had drunk whilst waiting for Funny Man to find him. He then headed to the front door as he heard movement out there. He opened the door and found J-Dog and Johnny sitting on floor, right in front of the door, drinking away all their troubles whilst leaning heavily on each other. "Hello, Dylan Man, how are you today?" J-Dog asked him as he realized that Funny Man was standing right behind them. "Inside, now" Funny Man told them and they quickly scrambled up and mock saluted him before stumbling inside.

As J-Dog and Johnny sat back down on the sofa, he realized that Charlie had disappeared again and that he still has to find both Danny and Da Kurlzz. It won't be too hard to find them as they are usually giggling too loud to even attempt at hiding. But this time it wasn't giggling that Funny Man could hear, it was crying. He followed the sound of someone crying to his bedroom, and he found Da Kurlzz and Charlie Scene surrounding a crying Danny.

"Damn, what have you done to him?" Funny Man asked as he walked into the room and sat on the edge of his bed. "Nothing, he just started crying when we asked him how was Theresa" Da Kurlzz told him, not too effected by the alcohol that he drank yet, so he was still able to make sense.

"Hey, Danny, it's alright. You can talk to us" Funny Man told Danny and Charlie nodded his head, almost causing himself to fall on to his back as he threw his head back too fast. "It's just that Theresa broke up with me over a month ago and has kicked me out so I've got no where to stay" Danny confided in them and Charlie gasped and pulled him in for a hug. He started to stroke Danny's hair back from his face and the other two could tell that Danny's suffering had sobered him up some.

"It's okay Danny, you could stay with me if you want" Charlie told the crying man in his arms. Danny nodded his head as much as he could in Charlie's tight grip and hugged back with all the energy he could muster up. "Thank you, Charlie. I didn't know what to do before so I just stayed at the studio" Danny admitted and explained why he was always the first one in the studio and the last one at the end of the day.