Hollywood Undead oneshots

Comin' in hot!! DK x CS

!!WARNING SMUT!!

As Charlie Scene walked into his lounge, he found Da Kurlzz sitting on his couch completely absorbed in a book and Matt didn't even notice as Jordan walked up right behind him.

"Whatcha reading?" Jordan asked, making Matt jump a mile into the air as it snapped him out of his reading mode. "Uh, nothing" Matt said quickly and snapped his book shut as Jordan leaned over to try and catch some words out. Jordan looked at Matt and found that he was blushing a deep crimson and Jordan just grinned and rolled his eyes.

"Yeah, cause that ain't a dodgy reaction if ever there were one" Jordan said sarcastically and just shrugged. "Whatever, read what you wanna, I just came to tell you that dinner is ready" Jordan said and Matt immediately jumped up to his feet as he followed Jordan into the kitchen. He held back for a second to put his book back on the bookshelf that Jordan has in the lounge and followed him into the kitchen.

"Since when did you know how to make spaghetti bolognaise?" Matt asked as he saw two plates full of the stuff on the table in the middle of the room. "Since they sold it at the store in microwaveable packets" Jordan replied and grinned as he sat down and immediately started to shovel the food down his throat. Matt laughed and sat down opposite him and started to eat his food.

Half way through the meal, Jordan noticed that Matt was thinking about something and was staring at the middle of the table with a frown on his forehead from thinking so hard. "That must have been a hell of a good book" Jordan said and watched as Matt jumped a mile again. "Will you stop doing that to me?" Matt snapped and then realized what Jordan said. "How do you know I was thinking about the book?" Matt asked and Jordan laughed. "I didn't, you just told me, my young padawan" Jordan said and laughed again as Matt flipped him off. "One, I'm older than you, and two, I am not your padawan" Matt said and Jordan just shook his head and sighed.

"No, my young padawan, I am still your master when it comes to porn" Jordan said and Matt couldn't hold back the laugh of surprise. "I should have known you were going to say that" Matt said and just grinned as he finished his meal off.

"That was great, I must give my thanks to the chef" Matt said and Jordan nodded as though to say your welcome but Matt hadn't finished. "Do you know the address for the store you got this from?" Matt asked and laughed as Jordan's face fell. He laughed that hard that he ended up falling off the chair and was on the floor caught up in his laughing fit. Jordan watched his boyfriend for a couple of minutes before finding the humour that has captured Matt and soon his chair couldn't contain him as he ended up on the floor next to Matt and they both just kept on laughing.

They calmed down after a minute and managed to stand up. Well, Matt managed to stand up and had to pull Jordan up who still had some giggles that he was trying to suppress. Matt helped him on that hand as well as he pressed his lips against Jordan's and the giggles immediately disappeared as the kiss went deeper and their tongues met each other's.

As their tongues danced around each other, Matt pushed Jordan into the fridge behind him and moved his hands under Jordan's shirt and over his chest. Jordan moaned and ran his hands through Matt's hair and then clutched Matt's neck to press him closer to Jordan.

Matt pulled back after a while and didn't even get that far as he just pressed his forehead against Jordan's. "I'll settle for the middle man" Matt said and Jordan grinned as he pressed his lips against Matt's and pulled back. "Does that mean I'm going to be thanked?" Jordan asked and Matt just grunted as he kissed Jordan again.

"Have you finished?" Matt asked Jordan and then suggested over to the table where the remains of Jordan's food was still sitting. "There is only a tiny bit left" Jordan replied and then smiled dreamily as Matt pulled him out of the kitchen and then sat him down on the couch. Matt moved to sit on top of him but Jordan shook his head and darted out of the spot Matt pushed him into. He then made Matt sit down and then climbed on top of him.