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Drunken shits DM x JD

"Hey, jay, you don't mind if we drain you of your liquor stash do ya? Coz if you do, fuck you" Johnny3Tears said as he walked into the lounge with a bottle biccardi in his hand. J-Dog just responded by flipping him off and George grinned as he sat down next to Jay on the couch.

"George, can I have some, pretty please?" Danny asked George as he sat down on top of him. "Yeah, sure, just get the fuck off me" George hastily replied and handed the bottle over to Danny just after George pushed him off his lap.

Danny landed on the floor and just grinned as George handed him the bottle. Condensation ran down the bottle and over Danny's hand as he tipped the bottle back and chugged down as much as he could before George took the bottle away from him.

"Fucking hell, Danny, you pisshead, save some for me" George complained but just groaned in annoyance as Danny looked up at him lovingly. "Not again" Jordan moaned as Danny started giggling.

"Do you know just how much I love you?" Danny asked Jorel as he climbed up on to the sofa and leaned against Jorel heavily. Jorel just groaned and blushed at the same time. "You were always my favourite, just know that" Danny loudly whispered and Dylan fell on to the floor laughing his head off at Danny.

"You fucking lightweight" Matt muttered and rolled his eyes as Jordan joined Dylan in the hysterics. As those two rolled around on the floor caught up in their laughing fit, Danny stood up and walked out of the room. This took a few minutes as he kept spinning off in a different direction but the one he wanted to go.

Matt sighed and followed Danny as someone had to take care of the drunken shit, so he left the others in the lounge and found Danny helping himself to some beer. "Give me some will ya?" Matt asked him and laughed as Danny jumped a mile. "Sure sure, my weird beautiful creepy version of creeping jesus" Danny muttered as he attempted to chuck a bottle of beer at Matt. Matt had to dive far to the right to catch it before it fell to the floor and smashed.

"Dammit, Danny" Matt grunted but then just opened the bottle and downed it. They spent a while just downing beer, beer and then more beer and eventually Jordan walked into the kitchen to see what was taking them so long. "You're fucking wasted" Jordan exclaimed as saw Matt and Danny leaning heavily on each other, sitting against the fridge.

"Nope, I'm Matt and he's Danny" Danny said and then Matt started giggling. "Or is it the other way?" Danny questioned himself, purely confused and Jordan just burst out laughing and soon had tears running down his face in laughter.

Jordan calmed down after a while and then helped Matt stand up. "Come on, we're heading off. You coming, Danny?" Jordan asked and Danny shook his head from where he was lying down on the ground after Matt was no longer there to support his weight.

"fine" Jordan then left the room, dragging a giggling Matt after him and soon, it was just Jorel and Danny left in the house. Jordan forgot to tell Jorel that Danny was in the kitchen, so Jorel just headed upstairs to bed and Danny was left in the kitchen. He drank until he passed out at three, where he ended up in the lounge, lying on Jorel's couch, covered in beer as he poured it all over himself when he passed out.

He woke up five hours later and had to run to bathroom before puking out the entire content of his stomach. He spent half an hour in the bathroom, puking and clutching his stomach in pain before he was finally able to leave the room and to crawl back into the lounge. He collapsed on the floor by the couch and once again slipped into unconsciousness as his body calmed down.

He woke up two hours later and decided that he shouldn't be recovering but should actually suffer some more. So he crawled to his feet and trudged back into Jorel's kitchen and raided the fridge for whatever alcohol was left.