Hollywood Undead oneshots

California CS x JD

"California, show me love, yeah boys, let's get fucked up" Charlie Scene sang as stumbled into Danny's kitchen. "Jordan! You better leave me some, my lovely friend!" Danny called from the lounge as he realized that Jordan was no longer there. "Sure, sure" Jordan shouted back as he found some more booze.

"Matty! Jay needs you!" George shouted from the first floor as he watched J-Dog rush past him to get to the bathroom. "But Dilly needs my cuddles, you help him!" DaKurlzz screamed up at him from where he was cuddling up to an unconscious Funny Man. "No! Why the fuck should I? I didn't do anything!" George screamed back down at him and just crossed his arms across his chest and just stood in one spot, refusing to move even though there was nobody there telling him otherwise.

Jordan heard this from he was still in the kitchen and just fell over laughing as Danny found him raiding the fridge. "It's okay, Jordy! I'm here now, I'll save you" Danny said as he fell down to his knees beside Jordan and started to stroke his hair.

"Jay needs no ones help!" Jorel shouted as he crawled out of the bathroom. "Nothing?" George questioned from where he was still standing in front of Danny's bedroom, still refusing to move, and Jorel just shook his head and flipped him off with a huge grin on his face. The grin disappeared quickly as George took offence to being sworn at and Jorel ran away from him as George practically started fuming at his ears. George was quick to follow him, finally moving away from the spot he had taken residence in.

"Jordy! He's going to kill me!" Jorel screamed as he ran down the stairs and into the kitchen before running behind Jordan and Danny just as George reached the kitchen. Danny just smiled at them all lovingly and George glared at him as he absolutely hated senti-mental drunks due to the unconditional love they give out."Where the fuck did he go?" George asked angrily and sent Danny a warning glare as Danny was just about to move towards him, looking way too caring for George's liking. Jordan just pointed out the door towards the lounge and George huffed in annoyance and turned around to leave the room just as Jordan and Jorel held Danny back from going after George for a hug.

As soon as George left the kitchen and entered the lounge, he forgot all about Jorel and focused his anger on Matt who had started to cuddle up to him.

"You are in the clear my dear friend" Danny said happily and kissed Jorel's cheek. Jordan just started to laugh again and Jorel rolled his eyes whilst smiling at Jordan laughing so hard. "Thank you for saving me, he was going to murder me" Jorel said happily as he moved to cuddle up to Jordan. "Don't worry about it, Jay dear" Jordan said as he clamed down from his laughing and tried to stand up. He only succeeded in standing because Danny helped him and he pulled Jorel up with him. Without thinking about it, Jordan pressed his lips against Jorel's and grinned as Jorel started to kiss back. Jordan then pushed Jorel back against the fridge and they just continued on kissing.

"Oh my god!!! You two are soooo cute together!" Danny squealed as he started to take photos of the two of them whilst they kissed. As they finally pulled apart, with huge grins on their faces and both of them breathing hard, Dylan rushed in to the room. He found that they had stopped kissing and they all saw it as his mood dropped completely. "No more making out?" Dylan whined and frowned at them as Jorel and Jordan shook their heads.

Danny just smiled at Dylan and rushed up to him before pressing his own lips against Dylan's. Dylan spun them around and pushed Danny against the wall behind them as the kiss deepened. Just as Dylan went to move his hands under Danny's shirt, Jorel and Jordan rushed forward and managed to pull them apart, just about. Danny and Dylan both turned to the two who pulled them apart and the glares they sent them were enough to make Jorel back away slightly.