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El Urgencia DM x CS

"Hey! That's my beer" J-Dog shouted as Funny Man snatched the can out of J-Dog's hand and ran off with it whilst giggling. They had gotten together to celebrate coming number two in the charts and they were all currently at Jordan's house.

"Has any one seen our scenic Charlie?" Danny asked out loud as he wandered outside to the back porch. "Nope, not since I saw him go upstairs with a bottle of gin in his hand" Dylan said from where he was being chased through the porch doors and out into the garden by Jorel. Dylan still had Jorel's can and both of them were giggling as they raced around the garden.

Danny shook his head and headed back inside and up the stairs in search for Jordan. He heard Matt and George laughing as Jorel attempted to tackle Dylan but went wide and ended up headed butting the fence. "Jordan!" Danny called as he reached the first floor; he walked past Jordan's bedroom and saw that his window was open. Danny walked into the room and saw that the place was actually really neat. He walked up to the window and looked out of it. "Jordan!" He screamed again and he heard a huff of annoyance from above him. He looked up and saw Jordan sitting on the roof above with his legs dangling over the edge.

Danny decided to crawl out of the window and climb up to sit next to Jordan. He saw that Jordan had been crying and that the bottle in his hand had not been touched. "Jordan, what's happened?" Danny asked whilst putting his arm around Jordan in an awkward hug, which Jordan couldn't help but lean into. "Nothing, just nothing" Jordan said quietly whilst glaring at his bottle. "Come on, you can talk to me, and plus I give that excuse all the time so I can tell you now it ain't going to work on me" Danny declared and Jordan couldn't but chuckle and he looked at Danny and found nothing but concern and love in Danny's eyes.

"It's just that Randi divorced me and now has a boyfriend, who looks good; behaves good; and has a wealthy job. The complete opposite of me, the worthless trash." Jordan said as a few more tears slipped down his face against his wishes, he was determined not to show how much it affected but on the inside his heart was smashed into pieces. He didn't believe that he could find anyone who will love him as much as he loved them, he was certain Randi did but it turned out that she did not. He couldn't help but use this to prove to himself that he can never be loved and that he will always be a freak of nature.

Even though Jordan had barely scraped what was actually the matter, Danny was able to read a lot in between the lines. He hugged Jordan again but didn't let go for a while as he felt just how much Jordan needed comfort right now. "Don't worry about it, you can find love and you will, I promise you" Danny whispered whilst Jordan hugged back tightly and rested his forehead in between Danny's shoulder and neck. He felt tears soaking into his shirt but he didn't care, Jordan needed him and Danny would almost do anything to help him in anyway he can. It hurt Danny to see Jordan like this as he has loved the rapper for so long now, and he would be lying if he said that he wasn't the tiniest bit happy that he is no longer taken. But if it hurt Jordan then Danny is most definitely no longer happy at all. Danny figured out why Jordan was up there on the roof and almost cried himself.

"You were going to jump, weren't you?" Danny asked quietly and felt his heart get smashed into a thousand pieces and fall right off the roof as Jordan nodded. "Jordan, please don't think about it again, it would kill me if you died." Danny admitted as Jordan pulled away. Jordan looked at Danny and tried to figure out what he meant by that. Danny saw the confused look on Jordan's face and decided to answer it the only way that would show him just how much Danny loved him. Danny leant forward and pressed his lips against Jordan's. Jordan gasped in surprise but kissed back and after a while they pulled away from each other. Their faces completely flushed as Danny looked away guiltily. Jordan was shocked into silence and for a while they just sat there. They watched as Jorel chased Dylan down below and laughed quietly as they never noticed that they were being watched from up above.