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Date night DM x FM

Warning, this might be the best idea to read if your sensitive. SMUT WARNING!!!

"You'll be fine" Dylan's best friend said as Dylan was once again fussing over how he is more than likely going to fuck the entire night up. Dylan has a date with Danny and damn, was he nervous? Hell yes, every date night he has ever gone on or been at, something has always fucked up. Either some jealous ex came in and busted it, he accidently spilt wine or something else that is more than likely able to fuck everything up for him.

"Funny Man can't be Worry Man tonight, bro. You'll be fine" J-Dog said to Dylan, he has been trying to reassure him for the past half hour but it doesn't seem to be working as he is still freaking out. "I need a joint" Funny Man said and moved to go grab his lighter. Jorel got in his way and shook his head. "You promised to do this without any form of intoxication other than the clear effect that Danny has over you, the only time your allowed to smoke or drink tonight is if Danny does as well" Jorel told him and Dylan huffed in defeat. Jorel looked in the window after seeing some headlights.

"Right, Danny is here. Now I'm gonna head off and don't worry Dylan, you'll be fine" J-Dog told him and walked out the door, waving to Danny who was getting out of his car. "Hey, Dylan" Danny called as he walked up to the doorway. "Hey, Danny, come on in" Dylan noticed that just like him, Danny hadn't known what to wear so he just went for converse and jeans.

"Just so that your aware, I have no idea what the hell we are doing, I'm not a good person to go on date nights with" Danny declare and Dylan let out a sigh of relief. "Thank god, I've always fucked up dates so let's pretend that this ain't a date and were just watching some films and just catching up?" Dylan suggested and Danny quickly nodded his head in agreement to it.

They decided to watch a few action films, mainly because they didn't know what else to watch so they ended up watching the last witch hunter. Half way through the film, Danny passed comment on how he was surprised to see Dylan go so long without a fag or a beer.

"Only because Jay doubted that I could go a night without any form of intoxication" Dylan told him, making speech marks in the airs, "So I promised that tonight I could go with out a joint or being pissed unless you were going to join me" Dylan clearly sounded pissed off at J-Dog for making him make that promise but Danny thought it was a good idea. But then he had another good idea, and one that he was not going to share with Dylan.

"I think it's a good idea, cause then we can see the real person behind the weed and alcohol" Danny said and relaxed into the chair some more. He could see Dylan's reaction from the corner of his eye and he forced himself to not smirk. They continued watching the film and near the end of it, Dylan asked Danny if he wanted a beer. Danny just shook his head.

"How come?" Dylan asked, clearly wanting one desperately. "I don't feel like, I'm already chilled" Danny replied and smirked when he heard an intake of breath. "If only there was a way to excite me, I might want one then" Danny said and saw when Dylan clicked on to what he was doing . Dylan then forgot his desperate need for a beer as his mind focused on Danny.

"Have you always been this gorgeous?" Dylan asked Danny, shocking them both with the randomness of the question. "I'm not gorgeous, seriously. If you want gorgeous look in the mirror, you won't find it anywhere near me" Danny replied, making Dylan feel slightly sad as Danny doubts himself, it also made him to want to please Danny and to prove him that Danny is in fact gorgeous.