Admin: Ice, BestWeirdoEver is back and has abided by your rules.
Iceland: *pales and sinks down in his seat* Read it...
Admin: You know what it is, but I'll humor you:
Okay then,
Icy, will you set yourself on fire while stripping?
Also, Icy, I've made a rule to go with this so you can't avoid this. From now on, if it's a request and not a simple question, then you can't say no unless I say otherwise. *smirks*
Iceland: O-Okay... Good for them, countries can't die, but this will still hurt... Admin, can you leave?
Admin: Why?
Iceland: I-I don't want you to see me strip...
Admin: I have to make sure you did it right anyways, so I'll be seeing it nonetheless... *leaves room*
Iceland: *starts stripping as he pulls out a a match* This b-better not hurt th-that much *lights self on fire and continues pulling remaining clothing off* Oww.... ahhh A-A-Admin!
Admin: Iceland? You need a bucket of water? *peaks in with water bucket in hand*
Iceland: J-Já takk! Þ-Það er brennandi!! H-Hjálp!
Admin: I take that as a yes! *dumps water over Iceland's head*
Iceland: Ahh, it still hurts... A-And don't look...
Admin: I'll run a cold bath and go get some burn medicine... just stay in the bath until I get back! *runs bath before running off*
Iceland: *sits in the cold water* I can't believe I set myself on fire...
Admin: *returns while talking on the phone with Norway* Yes, it seems Iceland has set himself on fire... He's in a cold bath right now, yeah... Yup, I bought burn medicine... Okay, I'll tell him, bye Norway.
Iceland: Are you back?
Admin: Yeah, Norway said he's worried about you, but I got the medicine. I hope those burns heal up well and soon...
Iceland: It definitely didn't help me with my hate for everyone...
Admin: Anyways, thank you, BestWeirdoEver. You did burn Iceland, but he should heal well... Norway and others may be here to see him next time, but yeah... Thanks.
(Icelandic translation from Google Translate:
J-Já takk! Þ-Það er er brennandi! H-Hjálp! - Y-Yes please! I-It's burning! Help!)
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