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Q38 - Another what? Are ya kidding? (issymoo323)

Admin: Um... I would prefer if these weren't as common, but I guess it's fine...

Iceland: Is it another question that you're confused about?

Admin: Yup, issymoo323 is back and here is the question:

Will you please eat a snail while wrapping yourself in a giant burrito, eat your own ear then regrow it, then buy a pet that you are scared of and pat it then give it to someone? Oh yeah, and also can you please send me some of your chocolate? I heard Icelandic chocolate is really yummy. 

Bye.

I except my chocolate by tomorrow.

Iceland: First, I don't know if I could send that chocolate through the ask page...

Admin: Don't worry about that, just do the other part. I know how much you love those flying horses so we got another one for you to fly on. It's yours now... Name it and don't tell Puffin 'cause he'll be jealous.

Iceland: O-Okay... I guess I have to go now...

Admin: Bye for now, Ice, see ya later~

Iceland: *leaves and finds Pegasus* Here you are, girl... I get to keep you for these weird requests. *gets onto Pegasus* Let's go to France... the country, not personification. I want good snails if I have to eat one. First we need a giant what's it called... for a burrito... you know what I mean, Pegasus?

Pegasus: Neigh~ *flies off to get a giant tortilla* 

Iceland: Já, that's exactly what I need... now snails in France...

Pegasus: *flies to France to get escargot*

Iceland: Now I have to eat this... while wrapping myself in the tortilla... *eats snail and wraps self in tortilla* Now to eat my own ear... and grow it back? I don't think that works... *pulls out cellphone to call Admin*

Admin: What do you need Ice?

Iceland: Eating my ear and growing it back doesn't work for countries or people... do I have to do it?

Admin: No, just do the next part which is... buying a pet you're scared of, petting it and giving it to someone else. BYE!

Iceland: *unrolls tortilla and gets back onto Pegasus* A pet that I'm afraid of... I guess I'm afraid of lions... I've never seen one, but they seem scary to me, so Pegasus, let's find a lion...

Pegasus: *flies to find lion* Neigh~

Iceland: O-Okay... tame lions... how fantastic...

Pegasus: *nudges Iceland to get lion*

Iceland: *slowly walks towards lion with hand outreached towards it* I'm not going to hurt you... we just need you to come with me... *pats lion on head*

Lion: *purrs like a cat* 

Iceland: There we are... now onto the Pegasus...

Lion: *climbs onto Pegasus peacefully*

Iceland: Now... go to America, the personification, and we can drop off the lion... I chose him because he's a reason for my icecaps melting... I hate it when that happens...

Pegasus: *flies to America* Neigh~

Iceland: Okay lion, go!

America: Whoa, dude, why do ya have a lion?

Lion: *jumps off Pegasus and goes towards America*

America: Iceland, dude, get this thing away from me!

Iceland: *whispers* back home now, Pegasus... *whispers*

Pegasus: *flies off leaving America with the lion* 

America: DUDE! HELP!

Iceland: *arrives back home* Ah... Admin, I'm done...

Admin: Good, I hope that was good enough for issymoo323, ask again later~