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Q83 - Bathe in Coffee? (BestWeirdoEver)

Iceland: Admin left for a Halloween party... she didn't look like she was enjoying the fact that she was leaving... I should get on with the questions though...

ICCCEEELLLLAANNNNNDDDD,

Ok, so I said that I was going to switch question tactics, but......

SCREW IT!

Will you bathe in coffee?

Iceland: Um... Does this have to be hot coffee...? Do we even have enough coffee for that?

*door bursts open*

Admin: *sighs* Finally I got away... that party was horrible... there were mostly just elementary kids and their parents.

Iceland: Admin! What in the world are you wearing?

Admin: D-Don't worry about it! *runs of in Norway cosplay* 

Iceland: *shouts* I need help with this question! *shouts*

Admin: *shouts back* Pft, I'm already doing that! *shouts back*

Iceland: W-What? *finds admin in bathroom* 

Admin: You see? Hot coffee. It'll feel like when you set yourself on fire, so I have a few buckets of cold water and have already filled the bathtub in the other bathroom with ice cold water.

Iceland: H-How did you get all that done in just a few seconds?

Admin: Magic~

Iceland: *mutters* I hate that answer. *mutters* W-Well what now?

Admin: You get into the coffee and most likely let me dump cold water on you.

Iceland: O-Okay... *starts stripping*

Admin: You sure you want me to be here while you do that?

Iceland: I-I... I was just g-going to st-strip to my boxers... 

Admin: Oh, carry on.

Iceland: I-I don't want to anymore!

Admin: You have put the idea in my head and will now do as you said you would. I could call a certain someone to force you if you would rather...

Iceland: E-Ekki! I'm fine! *strips to boxers*

Admin: Nice Icelandic flag boxers you've got there. *giggles*

Iceland: D-Don't look! *gets into tub of hot coffee* Oh! Ow! *jumps out of tub*

Admin: *pours buckets of water over Iceland* Come on, let's get to the other bathroom! 

Iceland & Admin: *run to other bathroom*

Iceland: *jumps into bathtub* Ah... That's better... 

Admin: Now you're all burnt up again... This will take at least three days to heal...

Iceland: Do we still have the medicine?

Admin: Yes, I'll go get it! And I hope that was good enough for you, BestWeirdoEver, you burned Ice for the second time, but anyways, thanks for asking and ask again later!