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Q51 - What? Seriously? Again? (issymoo323)

Admin: Do you still have the pickle? It's important now...

Iceland: Ekki, I don't. Why is it so important.

Admin: You'll have to put another pickle in your nose then... issymoo323 is back and has a question:

Hey me is back and me is not using proper grammar. Me brought Hong Kong and Hawaii. 

Hawaii: what... Why am I here? Who are you? Did you kidnapp me?!

Hong Kong: You better get used to it, mate. 

Me: Yep. True dat. Me caveman! Caveman dance! *Dances*

Hawaii: Okay...

Me: Me has two people who me shall teleport to you! Will you please eat the pickle you have already shoved up your nose, then lick Hawaii's cheek-

Hawaii: EW!!

Me: Then become superman and save Hong Kong from J.K. Rowling's evil twin? Thankyou!!

Hong Kong: Um... Help?

Admin: *hands over pickle that came out of no where* Here...

Iceland: *puts pickle in nose then quickly eats it* Um... are you okay with this, Hawaii...?

Hawaii: NO! That's gross!

Admin: Ahem, you have to do it, so get over it. You don't have to date or anything - Hong would get mad - just let him lick your hand for like, less than a second!

Iceland: *licks Hawaii's hand* 

Hawaii: EW!! *runs to bathroom to wash hand*

Iceland: I don't know how to 'become superman'. And I don't think Ho-

Admin: *snaps finger before pointing* Hong's been kidnapped by J.K Rowling's evil twin. Go save him, Iceland-man!

Iceland: Um... where are they?

Admin: *acting like a civilian as they appear in a city* Hurry up! You've got to save him, Iceland-man! Use your Pegasus!

Hong Kong: *is being held hostage on the top of the highest building* Help um... Iceland-man!

Iceland: *gets onto Pegasus* Go Pegasus! We need to save Hong Kong!

Pegasus: Neigh~ *flies up to the top of the highest building*

Iceland: *jumps off of Pegasus* Hong! I'm here to save you!

J.K. Rowling's evil twin: You're too late now, Iceland-man! I've already tied him to a bunch of dynamite and am about to light the fuse! mwahahaha~

Iceland: Ekki! You can't do that against my powers! *attacks J.K. Rowling's evil twin* 

J.K. Rowling's evil twin: No~ My plan is foiled!

Hong Kong: You've, like, saved me, Iceland-man!

Iceland: No problem, Hong Kong, it's a hero's job to protect their people!

Hong Kong: Let me, like, show you my gratitude. *kisses Iceland*

CUT!

Hong Kong: What the hell were we just doing?

America: Making my latest movie, dudes! Thanks a bunch, that's all I need! *laughs heroically*

Iceland: That was stupid.

Admin: But it was in the question and America wanted a new movie... it worked out well. Thank you for asking, issymoo323, ask again later~