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Q37 - Another what? (BestWeirdoEver)

Admin: Um... BestWeirdoEver, Iceland, read, go!

Iceland: *reads*

Will you backflip off a bench and then land on a unicorn while dressing up as nyan cat singing the song, cover yourself with glue and roll in glitter, touch Liechtenstein's boobs for a whole minute, flirt with Switzerland, AND make out with Hong Kong while eating a burrito?

Iceland: Do I have to do it?

Admin: Hmmm...I think so, except the part where you eat a burrito while making out with Hong... that doesn't sound like something pleasant for your first kiss.

Iceland: O-Okay... I'll be finding some things now...*runs off to a park to find bench* Here we are... *unicorn suddenly appears along with nyan cat costume*

Unicorn: Neigh~ *moves closer to bench and waits for Iceland*

Iceland: *climbs up on bench and back flips off, landing on unicorn* ah-ha now... *puts on nyan cat outfit* nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan~ 

Unicorn: Neigh~ 

Iceland: That must be a reminder... I have to.... *looks over paper* cover myself in glue and role around in glitter...? I don't have glue though... 

*glue and glitter appear* 

Iceland: Nevermind... *reluctantly covers self with glue* I guess I have to... *pours glitter across ground* roll around in this... *rolls around in glitter* Now that I'm glittered up, I have to... find Liechtenstein... Do I get a flying horse or something?

*Pegasus appeared*

Iceland: Yup... *gets on Pegasus* Now show me to Liechtenstein...

Pegasus: Neigh~ *flies to Liechtenstein's house* 

Iceland: She should be asleep, so this will be easy... *climbs through Liechtenstein's window and crawls close to her bed* Now I have to... *barely touches Liechtenstein's breasts and counts to 60* Done... now wait until morning...

Pegasus: *lets Iceland onto back and waits until morning* 

Iceland: Pegasus, it's morning. I have to... flirt with Switzerland...?

Pegasus: *flies down and lets Iceland go to front door*

Iceland: *knocks on door*

Switzerland: Vhat do you vant? It's early in the morning...

Iceland: Um... you're cute...?

Switzerland: Vhat? Oh, you're Iceland. Vhy are you here?

Iceland: Um... I'm here to... um... you look good this morning...

Switzerland: If you're here to prank me, I von't fall for it. Just leave me alone and get off my land! *slams door*

Iceland: Now to Hong Kong, Pegasus. *hops on Pegasus and pats her gently*

Pegasus: *flies towards Hong Kong* 

Iceland: *knocks on Hong Kong's door*

Hong Kong: Iceland, what are you, like, doing here?

Iceland: The ask page wants me to... um... make-out with you...

Hong Kong: Oh really? Well then let's, like, give the ask page what they want. *smirks*

Iceland: W-What are you doing?

Hong Kong: *leans in close and kisses Iceland*

Iceland: *hesitates but kisses back lightly*

Hong Kong: *pulls closer, pushing tongue into mouth*

Admin ~from back at Iceland's home~ This is what I get for the cameras I put everywhere... I hope you liked that, BestWeirdoEver, thanks for asking and ask again later, I guess...