Q56 - Seven jars of peanut butter? (issymoo323)

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Admin: Um... what?

Iceland: Is it a question?

Admin: Yeah... I've got some peanut butter... *holds up jars of peanut butter*

Iceland: *reads*

Oh... I was about to comment my backup plan... Oh well.

Iceland, will you please eat 7 jars of peanut butter without a break, then lick Admin's armpit?

Sorry Admin.

*grins evilly*

Iceland: Well hand me a spoon... There's no way I can avoid this...

Admin: What if I said I'm allergic to peanuts! Then you can't do it!

Iceland: Admin, I know you're not allergic to peanuts... 

Admin: How do you know that?!

Iceland: You told me once. You just don't like peanut butter.

Admin: It's gross! The smell makes me gag!

Iceland: You're not the one eating seven jars of peanut butter. 

Admin: I have to smell it though! I'm going to die here, Ice!

Iceland: *snatches up the peanut butter jars* I have to eat them unless you want to deny the request, admin. You have that option, you know!

Admin: Just eat the peanut butter and you can lick someone else's armpit! I'm getting out of here. This was supposed to be my day off and I visited you to answer like, two questions or something!

Iceland: Why are you even arguing with me about this. I'll just eat the peanut butter, see? *starts eating peanut butter* 

Admin: Ew! No!

Iceland: What do you want to with the question then, Admin?

Admin: Just eat the peanut butter and leave me out of this!

Iceland: Fine *eats peanut butter*

Admin: Call me when you're done then.

~one hour later~

Iceland: ugh... ADMIN!

Admin: You done?

Iceland: J-Já... I feel... sick...

Admin: Good for you! Now I hope that was good enough for you, issymoo323, thanks for asking and ask again later~

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