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Q41 - Are you kidding? (BestWeirdoEver)

Admin: *shoves paper in Iceland's face* What do you think of this, 'cause I don't even know...

Iceland: *reads*

Will you touch Ukraine's boobs for an hour, while flirting with Belarus casually, then lift up Mount Everest, kiss Hong Kong's butt, Let Korea grab your man boobs, be an Asian for a day, and steal all of AMERICA'S burgers and blame it on Japan.

Iceland: No... I don't want to do any of that...

Admin: Okay, so there are seven things and I'm going to let you choose three of them to do because that would be a bunch of random crap.

Iceland: Okay then... I'll let Korea grab my 'man boobs', steal the burgers and um... real fast, call Hong and ask him...

Admin: Okay... *calls Hong Kong* Hello Hong Kong, Iceland has to choose something to do from, touch Ukraine's boobs for an hour, flirt casually with Belarus, lift up Mount Everest, kiss your butt, and be Asian for a day.

Hong Kong: Okay, why do I, like, need to do?

Admin: He wants to know what he should choose...

Hong Kong: Hand him the phone.

Admin: *passes phone to Iceland*

Iceland: What?

Hong Kong: I think you should, like, kiss my butt.

Iceland: *blushes* o-okay...

Hong Kong: I'll be seeing you soon then, bye, Ice.

Iceland: Bye... *hangs up phone*

Admin: Okay, go off and do those things then~

Iceland: I'll be back soon... *walks out and gets onto Pegasus* I still don't have a name for you, but I need to go to see Korea and Hong Kong... assuming they're in the same place.

Pegasus: Neigh~ *flies to find Hong Kong and Korea in the same place*

Hong Kong: See what I, like, told you. He's here from the ask page.

Korea: Oh yes, da-ze! *laughs*

Iceland: *gets off Pegasus* Já, the ask page told me to come here.

Hong Kong: Awesome! What else do you, like, need to do?

Iceland: I was told to chose three things by admin, and that was to let Korea grab my 'man boobs' - which I don't admit to having - steal America's burgers and blame it on Japan and kiss your butt, which you chose. *sigh* 

Korea: *gropes Iceland* hmm... I like this, da-zee.

Hong Kong: *hits Korea in the back of the head* Get off of him, Im Yong Soo.

Iceland: T-Thanks, but it was the ask page... he would have done it anyways...

Hong Kong: Kiss my butt.

Iceland: Uh... o-okay...

Hong Kong: *pulls down pants*

Iceland: *kisses Hong Kong's butt*

Hong Kong: *pulls pants back up* Cool.

Iceland: Eh... do you want to help steal burgers and blame Japan?

Hong Kong: Totally. *hops up onto Pegasus*

Iceland: *also gets onto Pegasus* Let's go Pegasus... we have to steal America's burgers.

Pegasus: Neigh~ *flies off to America*

Iceland & Hong Kong: *steals all burgers and throws them away*

America: WHERE ARE THE BURGERS?!?!?!?!

Iceland: I don't know, did you misplace them?

America: I know that I left a whole pile right here! *points towards house*

Hong Kong: It was probably, like, Japan. I saw him out here, like, a little bit ago.

America: Okay! Thanks, dudes, BYE!

Iceland & Hong Kong: Bye!

Admin: That seemed like plenty... the other four things were way too much, so yeah... Thanks for asking, BestWeirdoeEver, ask again later!