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Lydia Was Added to Group Chat "Boss" by Stiles

Caroline:
So I see you two got back together.

Lydia:
You're still here.

Allison:
I sent her screenshots of what she missed after she left

Stiles:
ALLISON!

Liam:
Hypocrite

Allison:
What. She's my best friend. You would do the same with Scott.

Stiles:
True

Stiles:
And Liam? How am I some hypocrite?

Liam:
You tell me not to use all caps but then you use all caps

Stiles:
That was a week ago son. I'm the dad I'm allowed to do what I want. No caps for you Liam.

Liam:
How many times do I have to tell you this? I'm not your son! Stop calling me that.

Stiles:
Stop using caps

Liam:
Not until you stop calling me your son

Stiles:
I'm never going to stop

Liam:
Then neither am I

Stiles:
Well then fine

Liam:
Fine

Caroline:
And this is why I stick around. You are way more interesting than my friends and bf.

Scott:
You have a bf?

Caroline:
Yeah! His name is Stefan

Klaus:
Don't remind me!

Stiles:
KLAUSY YOURE BACK!

Klaus:
Don't call me Klausy

Lydia:
He won't listen

Scott:
So Caroline, this bf of yours. Is he hot.

Caroline:
Gorgeous

Klaus:
I'm going to puke.

Scott:
How gorgeous?

Caroline:

Scott:
I stand no chance.

Caroline:
What does that mean?

Scott:
Nothing

Scott:
Klaus please tell me you are single

Klaus:
I appreciate the offer but I'm with Camille.

Scott:
I didn't mean it like that

Scott:
Please tell me I'm not the only single one!

Caroline:
Doesn't that require even little Liam to be taken

Liam:
Yup! Bae and I used to hate each other but now we love each other

Stiles:
That awkward moment when your single and your son is taken

Liam:
I can't get him to stop can I?

Scott:
Nope

Klaus:
My sister Rebekah is single

Caroline:
You are seriously recommending Rebekah. She's insane.

Scott: I'm desperate add her to the chat.

Stiles:
No I'm in control of who's in the chat. You're lucky I let you two in.

Rebekah Was Added to Group Chat "Boss" by Klaus

Stiles:
No!!! Only I get control

Scott:
Sorry bro

Rebekah:
Who are you children and why is my brother in a group chat with you?

Scott:
I'm Scott and desperately looking for a girlfriend.

Rebekah:
Are you even cute. I don't even know you or where you live or anything.

Stiles:
He's an adorable little puppy.

Rebekah:
You aren't by type now I don't want to be here.

Rebekah Left Group Chat "Boss"

It's a short chapter bc I have plans for the next one. This is part one btw. Also if you haven't figured it out. No ones dead bc one I haven't seen season 3 of the originals yet tbh and I'm kind of scared cause everyone dies. I also changed Damon and Elena on the cover to Klaus and Caroline bc they are in it more. And yes Stefan is still there for a reason. Byzies!

Happy Face :)