texting unnaturally ♢ teen wolf/the vampire diaries/shadowhunters (completed)

bro triangle

Stiles:
Carolineeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Caroline:
What????

Stiles:
Klaus likes you.

Klaus:
No I don't.

Caroline:
I already knew that.

Stiles:

Stefan:
Bro, you flirting with my gurll.

Caroline:
Gurll?

Scott:
He's savage.

Stefan:
What's savage?!?

Stiles:
You're uneducated

Stefan:
Huh

Klaus:
I don't like Caroline.

Stiles:
SHUT UP! YOU KNOW YOU DO.

Scott:
Calm down, bro.

Allison:
What's up with the bro thing? Why do guys feel an obsessive need to call other guys bro?

Stiles:
Bc we can. And me, Scotty, and Stef got a bro triangle.

Caroline:
You've never even met.

Stiles:
Me and Scott have met. Our parents are dating.

Caroline:
You know what I meant.

Stiles:
Shhh

Stefan:
But what does savage mean???

Stiles:

Stiles:
You happy now??!?

Stefan:
Yeah.

Scott:
I take what I said about you being savage your not.

Stefan:
Ok

Scott:
See you're lame.

Allison:
I wanna know more about this bro triangle.

Stiles:
It's a group chat we created. For just us 3 guys

Allison:
What do you even do?

Scott:
You're a girl, you wouldn't understand.

Allison:
Excuse me???

Scott:
You wanna know???

Lydia:
She does.

Stiles:
Hey babe.

Lydia:
Hiiii!!

Scott:
You guys are lame.

Scott:
And we talk about banging chicks.

Caroline:
Excuse me?

Allison:
I'm sure that's what Stefan and Stiles talk about. Not sure about you though.

Scott:
Why don't you love me?

Allison:
Bc it tortures you

Scott:
Anyway, I get lots of girls.

Stiles:
He talks about his old times with you.

Scott:
Bro, shut up!

Scott:
Stiles talks about his love for Derek though.

Stiles:
I'm not gonna say I don't.

Lydia:
I'm your girlfriend, Stiles.

Stiles:
That doesn't stop me from loving Derek, you're my backup plan.

Lydia:
Your backup plan? Who's your backup plan after I leave you.

Stiles:
You wouldn't leave me.

Lydia:
Watch me.

Stiles:
Lyds!

Lydia Left the Group Chat "Boss"

Stiles:
ALLISON! STOP SYNCING UP WITH MY GIRLFRIEND!

Allison:
I didn't do anything!

Allison:
And Lyds isn't on her period.

Caroline:
Hate to break it to you, but I think she's had enough of you.

Stiles:
No she hasn't! She loves me.

Liam:
Stiles can't handle being single.

Stiles:
SHUT UP SON AND GO AWAY! YOU'RE TOO YOUNG FOR THIS.

Liam:
I'm done with you.

Scott:
Stiles, Liam is right

Stefan:
Bro, what is going on.

Scott:
Trust me, I don't know either.

Stiles:
She still loves me okay, I can prove it.

Klaus:
You can't handle being single can you?

Stiles:
KLAUSY YOU BACK!!!!

Klaus:
God you are so bipolar.

So yeah. I need to be in class any second now but I'm gonna get this posted last minute bc. Please read my previous chapter I just posted and comment. Sorry for breaking Stydia up, Stiles is bi for a reason in this book. Byzies!

Happy Face :)