texting unnaturally ♢ teen wolf/the vampire diaries/shadowhunters (completed)

on a date

Private Text Between Stiles and Klaus

Stiles:
KLAUSY!!!

Klaus:
God, will you shut up.

Stiles:
Lol

Klaus:
Why don't you go text your little friends.

Stiles:
Why

Klaus:
Because I'm busy.

Stiles:
Doing what?

Klaus:
If you must know I'm on a date.

Stiles:
With Caroline.

Klaus:
What? No! With my girlfriend Camille.

Stiles:
I don't agree with that. Klaroline is endgame.

Klaus:
Klaroline?

Stiles:
Yeah it's your ship name.

Klaus:
What is wrong with you?

Stiles:
A lot, I was possessed once by an evil spirt that tried to kill people.

Klaus:
That somewhat explains a lot of things strangely.

Stiles:
So what's up with you and Caroline????

Klaus:
Nothing.

Stiles:
I don't believe that.

Klaus:
Why not?

Stiles:

A/N I apologize how fake this looks, blame the website.

Klaus:
Honestly?

Stiles:
You ain't never gonna live it down, LOVE.

Klaus:
What happened to you?

Stiles:
Where do I start????

Klaus:
May I get back to my date now.

Stiles:
The moment your date becomes Caroline.

Stiles:
I ship it.

Klaus:
You make absolutely no sense.

Stiles:
Were you alive during the Great Depression???

Klaus:
What?

Stiles:
Because Caroline said you were like really old

Stiles:
Like 1000 years old

Klaus:
What do they teach you at school?

Stiles:
I don't know

Stiles:
I don't pay attention in class.

Klaus:
It would be best if you started?

Stiles:
They boring af in class though.

Klaus:
What could you possibly do in class that interests you.

Stiles:
Talk to you.

Stiles:
You should teach me stuff.

Klaus:
No!

Stiles:
Bc you live through all the stuff

Klaus:
Why would I ever want to go near you.

Stiles:
Bc you love me more than you love Caroline?

Klaus:
We are back on that subject now?

Stiles:
Just tell the girl you like her.

Klaus:
I regret ever starting a conversation with you.

Stiles:
I send the same text I sent you to her

Klaus:
I have a girlfriend now.

Stiles:
That doesn't mean you don't like Caroline?

Klaus:
What makes you think I still like her?

Stiles

Klaus:
That picture again?

Stiles:
You never answered my question?

Klaus:
Which one? You are too confusing.

Stiles:
About the Great Depression

Klaus:
Look up when the Great Depression was and I think you will have you're answer.

Stiles:

Stiles:
*faceplams*

Stiles:
palms

Klaus:
Will you leave me alone now, please?

Stiles:
Fine

Random chapter of Stlaus or whatever. Do you ship it? How did this story go up 200 hundred views since I last posted my chapter btw and my new chapter get 5 likes and 2 comments. I love y'all. Byzies!

Happy Face :)

(like I've been doing for over a year)