different chats pt. ii

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Group Chat "*insert name here*"

[Thats not the actual group chat name, I just don't know what to name it]

Simon:
Yo

Jace:
Wtf Simon

Simon:
I'm single and sad

Jace:
Well you ain't getting nothing from me

[rip jimon]

Simon:
I wasn't asking

Jace:
You were.

Simon:
Why do you assume everyone likes you

Jace:
Because I'm me

Clary:
You can have him Simon

Simon:
I DONT LIKE JACE

Simon:
I'm still in love with Raphael

Raphael:
I'm still on here

Simon:
Bye

Izzy:
Awe how cute

Izzy:
Almost as cute as Malec

Jace:
Nothing is as cute as Malec

Alec:
We're goals

Magnus:
Yeah we're the best dads ever

[im going there]

Izzy:
Max and Rafe are the cutest kids

Raphael:
Why does your kid have my name

Magnus:
Bc why not

Jace:
How do you have kids but only engaged

Magnus:
I don't know ask ALEC

Alec:
Babe, it'll happen when it happens

Simon:
Everybody I know is getting married

Clary:
Not me and Jace

Clary:
*cough cough*

Jace:
But you..

Simon:
Had sex in hell

Alec:
When you get married I'm going to talk about that in my best man speech

Clary:
Do shadowhunters do that?

Alec:
Yeah

Clary:
Sorry we didn't get that far in your first wedding

Jace:
Wow Clary

Alec:
I'm so glad I'm not married to some random chick

Magnus:
So glad I saved you

Izzy Named the Group Chat "Malec Fan Group"

Jace:
#truth

Alec:
Jace this is a group chat

Alec:
Not Instagram

Simon:
Salty

Why does Wattpad feel the need to delete parts of my chapter. Thanks for 24k babes. Also why is the only book I update. Whatever, Byzies!

Happy Face :)

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