friendship-iversity

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Stiles:
SCOOT!!!!!

Scott:
What?

Stiles:
ITS OUR FRIENDSHIP-IVERSITY!

Caroline:
How many years?

Stiles:
Many

Stiles:
We're getting old

Klaus:
That's the funniest I've ever heard you said.

Stiles:
KLAUSSY!!!!

Stiles:
You think I'm funny

Klaus:
I never said I laughed

Scott:
Shouldn't you be studying for you big final Stiles

Stiles:
Yeah probably

Stiles:
It sucks we're going to schools on opposite sides of the country.

Stiles:
I misss youuuu

Scott:
Not my fault you choose the go to the east coast.

Stiles:
IT HAS THE BEST FBI SCHOOL!!!

Scott:
We see each other often so it's okay

Stiles:
Well today is our special day and we need to be together today!

Scott:
How bout the next time I see you we can hang out like it's today.

Stiles:
Okay...

Liam:
Leave me out of it

Stiles:
No! You're our son

Stiles:
You need to be there

Lydia:
You're acting like your getting married

Stiles:
No

Stiles:
Scott couldn't find love to save his life

Scott:
I had Allison

Isaac:
Well she's mine

Stiles:
Oh when I see you I'm gonna get you a scarf

Scott:
Then I had Kira but she had to go home to New York and the long distance didn't

Stiles:
OUR LONG DISTANCE PARENTING WILL WORK

Liam:
Oh god!

Scott:
Then I kinda had Malia at one point but she ended up gay

Stiles:
I had the same problem with Lydia

Stiles:
They're cute together

Simon:
Everybody knew about you problem with Lydia

Stiles:
SIMON

Stiles:
YOU SHOULD GO TO CALI WHEN I GO.

Stiles:
WE WILL HAVE FUN

Simon:
Nah I'm good

Simon:
Im from NY who's that Kira chick

Scott:
Yukimura

Stiles:
She's a kitsune

Simon:
Is that some sort of demon

Scott:
What no

Simon:
Vampires and Werewolves are demon you know

Simon:
I've been learning

Izzy:
From Raphael?

Simon:
Shut up!

Izzy:
God you're still in love with him?

Simon:
No I'm not

Stiles:
Is that that guy you broke up with when you joined the chat

Simon:
No

Izzy:
Yes

Izzy:
It was an epic romance

Allison:
Wait!

Allison:
How did this chat turn from Scott and Stiles friendship to Simon's heartbreak

Stiles:
Who knows, who cares, I love it

Allison:
Fair

I need to post more than once a month honestly. K byzies!

Happy Face :)

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