texting unnaturally ♢ teen wolf/the vampire diaries/shadowhunters (completed)

hello brother

See what I did there, with the name.

First off why is it stuck like this when I'm writing this? (Thanks for basically 1k views btw)

2, sorry I suck for posting.

Scott:
The chat is going to be boring without Stiles and Lydia.

Caroline:
What do you mean?

Scott:
They went on a date or something.

Caroline:
Then who else is going to call Liam their son?

Liam:
No one.

Stefan:
That Stiles dude is weird but he makes for some good entertainment.

Caroline:
And you ask why I started talking to these people?

Caroline:
I'm just saying but your source of entertainment is Damon.

Stefan:
Don't remind me.

Scott:
Who's Damon?

Stefan:
Ughhhhh

Caroline:
His brother.

Scott:
You don't like him, do you?

Caroline:
It's Damon

Allison:
I feel like if Stiles were here, he'd find a way to blackmail you into giving him his number then add him.

Caroline:
From what I seem that's the perfect definition of Stiles.

Scott:
Then he'd find a way to call Liam his son.

Liam:
Ughhh

Scott:
xD

Scott:
I'm going to be the replacement Stiles. Okay?

Scott:
Let me get in character

Scott:
Son!

Liam:
Seriously.

Scott:
Yeah you're are right. I can never be Stiles.

Caroline:
Nope

Stefan:
You don't have the personality for it.

Scott:
I know

Caroline:
See Stiles would say thxxx and then Lydia would correct him and then he would say thanks babe

Allison:
That is honestly the truest thing I've heard.

Scott:
What were we even talking about anyway, before I tried and failed at being Stiles.

Caroline:
Damon

Caroline:
His and Stefans relationship is like that song.

Stefan:
I don't want to know what song?

Caroline:
I hate you.
I love you.
I hate that I love you.

Scott:
Please don't.

Caroline:
But we were talking about how if Stiles were here, Damon would be in the chat.

Scott:
Add him.

Scott:
We don't need Stiles for fun

Stefan:
No!

Damon Was Added to Group Chat "Boss" by Caroline

Stefan:
Seriously Caroline

Caroline:
They made me do it.

Stefan:
They or Scott?

Scott:
SCOTT!

Allison:
And you ask why we broke up?

Scott:
Hey at least I wasn't left for scarfs

Allison:
SHUT UP

Damon:
Should I be this confused?

Stefan:
Honestly Caroline, honestly?

Damon:
Hello brother

Caroline:
That line is way over used

Damon:
Who cares

Scott:
Hey

Allison:
Scott, stop trying to be cool

Scott:
Allison, stop rejecting me please

Allison:
Never

Scott:
What do you mean?

Scott:
You're single

Scott:
I'm single

Scott:
When we were dating we had amazing chemistry

Allison:
NO

Caroline:
How desperate are you, Scott?

Scott:
Very

Damon:
Great you added me to a chat with horny teenagers.

Caroline:
Yeah

Caroline:
But they're hilarious

Stefan:
Caroline says I have to stay to witness everything she misses or she'll break up with me.

(Little insert thing. WHY AM I MAKING STEROLINE A THING. Like its my least favorite ship, I hate it. Sorry to butthurt steroline shippers)

Damon:
Blackmail, I see

Damon:
I've learned that Caroline is very good at that.

Caroline:
Yes I am. I get what I want when I want.

Damon:
That's great. You're using my brother.

Caroline:
Yep

Scott:
I just love how everyone's ok with this.

So I said I was going to do 1000 word but I split in half because I'm lazy crap. I'm dying my hair like Harley Quinn from Suicide Squad today 😜. I'm honestly so sorry for now uploading for more than a month, I suck. Thanks for 1k views y'all. I don't understand but I still love each and everyone of you. Sorry for not having Stiles and Klaus in this chapter the next chapters a private chat between them.

Happy Face :)