texting unnaturally ♢ teen wolf/the vampire diaries/shadowhunters (completed)

christmas season... again

Stiles:
Wow I can't believe it's almost been 2 years.

(there was a time jump remember)

Scott:
Since what

Stiles:
Since Derek asked me out and we started dating

Scott:
Oh

Caroline:
How cute

Caroline:
I can't wait until February

Stiles:
Same I miss you guys it's been too long

Liam:
What's in February?

Stiles:
Only the best couple getting married ever

Stiles:
OMG SON

Scott:
Well he's had his monthly appearance

Stiles:
Yeah he's almost as gone as Klaus is

Caroline:
He always has it on mute

Caroline:
I don't think he's never not had it on mute

Stiles:
Why doesn't Klausy love me

Caroline:
You have your own special relationship

Stiles:
What does that mean

Caroline:
Well

Caroline:
I don't know

Stiles:
CAROLINE!

Caroline:
Well it's just that

Caroline:
You may appreciate him more than he appreciates you

Stiles:
May?

Caroline:
Definitely

Private Chat Between Stiles and Klaus

Stiles:
KLAUS MIKAELSON!!

Klaus:
Just Klaus?

Stiles:
Omg who am I?

Stiles:
CAROLINE SAID YOU HATE ME

Klaus:
I've never said I hated you.

Stiles:
Well care said

Stiles:
"You may appreciate him more than he appreciates you"

Klaus:
That doesn't say hate

Stiles:
Well why is the gc always on mute for you

Klaus:
Cause I have better things to do

Stiles:
So I'm not good enough for you?

Klaus:
I never said that

Klaus:
You just take a lot of effort

Stiles:
Wow

Stiles:
You know what I want for Christmas?

Klaus:
I wasn't going to get you anything

Stiles:
I was gonna say a friend that cares about me

Stiles:
But clearly you don't care enough to try to care

Klaus:
What just happened?

Private Chat Between Stiles and Caroline

Caroline:
What just happened between you and Klaus?

Caroline:
Well actually he told me but still are you okay

Stiles:
No I'm not!

Caroline:
Do you wanna talk

Stiles:
I'm being cheated on

Caroline:
By Derek

Stiles:
NO DEREK IS GREAT

Stiles:
By Scott

Caroline:
What do you mean

Stiles:
Ever since I've moved he's become a lot closer to Isaac and doesn't wanna visit as much

Caroline:
Dude he's still you best friend

Caroline:
You have a kid together he would know not to break it up

Stiles:
Scott's an idiot and doesn't know anything

Stiles:
That's why he needs me

Caroline:
God then talk to him

Stiles:
No

Caroline:
Then don't complain

Caroline:
You're the one being stubborn.

Ooof this is crap and sucks but whatever. Do people still read this? Byzies!

Happy Face :)