texting unnaturally ♢ teen wolf/the vampire diaries/shadowhunters (completed)

another vampire

I've been meaning to write this somewhere in a chapter but follow my insta @ herondalevamp for updates and random sneak peeks and crap like that.

Also more self promo follow my second account adisonnn (very creative username) bc you love me so much. I posted a zodiac book and hope to post the first chapter of something I've been working on soon also.
555-3793:
So I guess I'm supposed to text you.

Stiles:
Yay it worked

Stiles:
Where were you?

555-3793:
Well, um. Me and my bf broke up

Stiles:
Me and my gf broke up

555-3783:
I saw.

Stiles:
Who are you though. Like I don't even know your gender

555-3793:
I'm a guy. And I'm Simon.

Stiles:
I'm Stiles. Okay but everyone sends a photo of themselves so you gotta do it

Simon:
Umm okay.

Stiles:
BOY, you cannot just send a picture with a bunch a people. how tf am I supposed to know who you are??

Simon:
That was my most recent photo of myself.

Simon:

Stiles:
That's better.

Scott:
WAIT YOU GOT A RED HEAD TOO?

Simon:
Yeah???

Stiles:
Lydia has STRAWBERRY BLONDE HAIR.

Simon:
Your girlfriend broke up with you a month ago. Get over it.

Stiles:
How did you know she was my girlfirend?

Allison:
How do you not.

Allison:
And crap that reminds me of something.