texting unnaturally ♢ teen wolf/the vampire diaries/shadowhunters (completed)

new years

Stiles:
Guys we haven't talked since last year

Liam:
It's 12:01 in the morning

Liam:
On January 1st

Stiles:
Screw you son

Liam:
Wtf

Caroline:
^

Stiles:
CAROLINE!

Stiles:
How's your party

Caroline:
How do you know these things?

Stiles:
Klaus

Caroline:
Do you two just get together and discuss what you are doing that week

Stiles:
No

Stiles:
Klaus just tends to say more then he needs to

Caroline:
No kidding me there

Scott:
STILES!

Stiles:
What's up bro

Scott:
I was talking to my mom and she said you guys are moving in with us

Stiles:
Yeah my dad told me earlier

Scott:
I don't think I'm ready

Simon:
What's going on?

Stiles:
Oh Simon I never got to ask you what you got for Christmas?

Simon:
I'm Jewish

Stiles:
Ohh

Simon:
But what were you talking about

Scott:
We are gonna be brothers

Stiles:
Are parents are engaged

Simon:
That's good

Caroline:
When's the wedding?

Stiles:
Idk they just got engaged

Caroline:
Can I come?

Caroline:
Cause then like I could meet you guys

Stiles:
You gotta talk to your boyfriend about that

Stiles:
Cause I asked him if he would come and he said no

Caroline:
So is that a yes

Stiles:
Yeah sure

Caroline:
Yay

Scott:
Wait is this really happening

Stiles:
Yeh

Klaus:
We are not going

Stiles:
OMG Klausy!!!

Stiles:
You are actually here

Stiles:
You are the real og member that doesn't go to our school

Scott:
Besides your boyfriend

Stiles:
Oh yeah me and Derek are dating now

Stiles:
But like before you all we did was talk about werewolf stuff

Simon:
Ummm

Stiles:
Crapp

Stiles:
Alli do your thing again

Allison:
My thing?

Stiles:
Yeah like after Isaac broke up with you bc scarves

Stiles:
Alli hurry upppp

Simon:
I'm so confused

Allison:
Scott, Liam, And Isaac are all werewolves. Scott is a true alpha, Liam is his beta, Isaac is also a beta, Lyds is a banshee, and I'm a hunter

Stiles:
Did you just copy and paste that

Allison:
Yeah

Stiles:
No wonder it took you so long.

Simon:
I didn't understand any of that werewolf stuff, what's a banshee, a kind of demon or faerie or something, and what do you mean by hunter? A shadowhunter?

Stiles:
Wtf is a shadowhunter?

Izzy:
Me!

Stiles:
Alli is a werewolf hunter

Simon:
How does that work?

Stiles:
It just does

Scott:
Sorry I had to go to the bathroom, what did I miss.

Stiles:
Read for yourself bro

Scott:
Lord fine

Stiles:
Yo Simon's friend!

Izzy:
What?

Stiles:
What do you mean me?

Izzy:
I'm a shadowhunter

Stiles:
You hunt shadows?

Izzy:
Yeah sure

Simon:
She hunts demons

Stiles:
And what are you Simon?

Simon:
Umm I'm a vampire

Stiles:
Ohh you're like Caroline and Stefan

Stiles:
And Klausy kinda who's partially vampire

Izzy:
What do you mean partially

Stiles:
Idk something with special blood

Scott:
Hey where's Klaus and Caroline

Stiles:
Probably having sex while fighting over coming to our parents wedding

Scott:
True

Lydia:
Wtf just happened?

Just go back in time for this chapter okay. Please. I would write more but I have important kitty cuddle business to attend to. Byzies!

Happy Face :)