texting unnaturally ♢ teen wolf/the vampire diaries/shadowhunters (completed)

klaroline

Waiting for all the fangirls (or fanboys no judge) to freak over the title.

Stiles:
It's prom season guys

Scott:
Dude we graduated last year

Scott:
We are in college

Scott:
College doesn't have prom

Stiles:
So we can crash BHHS's prom

Liam:
Nope

Liam:
Not happening

Liam:
The teachers know you graduated

Liam:
No

Stiles:
Son, come on. We need a party to crash.

Liam:
I don't care

Liam:
I finally got rid of you.

Stiles:
Son you need to respect your father more.

Liam:
Whatever

Caroline:
Guess what?

Stiles:
Does it involve Klausy

Caroline:
Actually yes

Stiles:
Ohhhhh

Stiles:
Tell me

Stiles:
I stan you

(At this point I advise all Klaroline shippers to sit down and be in a place where it's okay to scream)

Scott:
You stan everyone

Scott:
You even stan yourself with Derek

Stiles:
We are very cute together

Caroline:
Back to my news

Caroline:
Klaus proposed

Stiles:
Oooooooooooooooo

Stiles:
I just had a heart attack

Lydia:
Omg congrats

Allison:
^

Lydia:
Your nails are so pretty where did you get them done?

Stiles:
My ship is no longer sailing

Stiles:
It has reached the harbor

Klaus:
I'm really surprised you know that word

Stiles:
KLAUSSYYYYYYYY

Stiles:
MAY I COME TO THE WEDDING

Klaus:
I'm not gonna be able to stop you am I

Stiles:
NOPE NO IM SO HAPPY FOR YOU TWO

Klaus:
Will you ever stop typing like that?

Stiles:
NO NO NO

Scott:
Oh my lord you're on the on the other side of the house how'd I hear you squeal like you were right next to me.

Allison:
The new Lydia

Elijah:
I do wish Brother that you'd tell me in a more appropriate manner, but congratulations to you and Caroline.

Stiles:
I always forget you're in this gc.

Stiles:
I forget Klausy has a family

This was short. Thanks for 17k in advance cause I'm at 16.9k rn. I'm considering making a Hamilton book, should I? Byzies!

Happy Face :)