Types Of One Direction Fanfictions

Rant

(WARNING: This is an extremely explicit rant with a lot of cursing and sex-related references. Read only if you are sure you can stand it.) 

OKAY YOU KNOW WHAT I AM SICK AND TIRED OF THIS BULLSHIT.

Before I get to a very well-deserved rant about WHY THIS IS SO GODDAMN PISSING OFF, let me tell you what happened ten minutes ago.

I logged in to Wattpad and (as usual, being the narcissist I am) I clicked open my profile page to see if my votes / reads / comments had gone up on any thing. And hallelujah! One of my stories made it into the top 1000 of the 'Other' segment on Wattpad. I was really happy, and my ego was momentarily planetary, in which I immediately updated that to keep the momentum going.

After climbing down the stairs of being an absolutely fame-craving bitch, I thought, 'Hey, not that big a deal. You'll get off top 1000 as soon as you got in because, let's face it, your story's not very great.' And so I decided to check out what's on the top of this segment that I just entered and BOOM.

THE 'OTHER' SECTION OF WATTPAD IS ALSO INFILTRATED WITH ONE F*CKING DIRECTION.

IT SEEMS THAT GIVING THEM THE ENTIRE FANFICTION SEGMENT WASN'T ENOUGH. SO OUR DEAR WATTPAD HANDED THEM OVER ANOTHER SEGMENT TOO.

Don't get me wrong. A few of my favourite things like Haters Gonna Hate were up there too, except THIS IS NOT WHERE IT ENDS.

There was this one story. Updated somewhere around the end of September. A One Direction sex slave thing.

Don't judge me, but I was curious to know as to how a one-page thing that has never been updated got onto the top 20 of a segment on Wattpad. I checked out the author, and she (I'm guessing it's a she) wasn't well known either. And so, for some reason, my stupid ass brain decided to click the story open.

I do not exaggerate when I say this. At all. But here are the features of the story:

    1. No punctuation.

    2. No grammatical evidence.

    3. At least five spelling mistakes.

    4. Diving straight into the sex (as in, it was already happening).

   5. Pathetically written... sex or whatever, I don't know what you call it, but there was a bunch of licking and other things that I find pretty damn disgusting and so I won't write them down.

    6. (Seriously, you might not want to read this if stuff like sex irks you.) He [the One Direction member in question here] was going to insert a remote in her. There.

I come from a country where rape is a big issue. I have heard news stories from all around the world about really really bad rape cases which kill the girl, and it's because of things like putting objects into someone's body because they don't f*cking belong there. THIS IS NOT NATURAL.

If you have this much popularity on an enormous website like Wattpad, USE IT FOR SOMETHING GOOD WHY DON'T YOU? WHY MUST YOU CORRUPT PEOPLE'S MINDS BY ACTUALLY ENJOYING THINGS LIKE THIS?! 

Has Spiderman taught you nothing?! With great power comes great responsibility, dumbshit!

PEOPLE OF WATTPAD. Y U NO UNDERSTAND THAT BY SUPPORTING THIS YOU ARE ONLY MAKING CONDITIONS AROUND THE PLACE WORSE?

It is this kind of disgusting mentality that is leading to pathetic conditions for women everywhere on this f*cking planet. 

I admit that this rant was directly aimed at one story, and I'm not even going to apologise for this because I stand by everything I just said and I don't give a shit if no one else supports me. THIS IS WRONG. KNOW IT. UNDERSTAND IT. SPREAD THE MESSAGE.

AND IF YOU'RE TOO GODDAMN STUPID TO NOT AGREE WITH WHAT I JUST SAID THEN ALL I CAN TELL YOU TO DO IS LIVE A SORRY LIFE AND STOP POISONING THE MINDS OF PEOPLE THAT YOU HAVE THE POWER TO INFLUENCE.

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