Type 10 (Wow, we're up to 10 already? :O)
When the girl has to 'babysit' One Direction.
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How the story goes:
The manager of One Direction called me today, becasue I'm like, totally, the best babysitter in the whole wide world. Why he called?
Oh, that's simple. Apparently, the boys from One Direction are going completely wild (if you know what I mean ;) ). But that's okay, if I'm around, the manager will have zero trouble because of the boys.
And so I travel to wherever One Direction is: and of course, that has to be London. (Because, you know, 1D is British.)
Two chapters later:
OMG these guys are uncontrollable!
Five chapters later:
I can control them now. Because I have penetrated the wall they use to protect each other and gotten past it to learn the secrets on how to keep them calm.
[A lot of chapter of nonsense later (which I skipped, because, well, it was bullshit), there are two possibilities:]
A) I've fallen in love with one of them!
And so I confess and I make him fall in love with me and then we live happily ever after.
B) I've adopted the band!
And I'm like, their legal mother and shit now.
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*facedesk* *facedesk* *facedesk*
THE MANAGER OF ONE DIRECTION CALLED YOU TO LONDON SO YOU COULD BABYSIT THE MEMBERS FROM A BAND?!
(Notice how I highlighted London once more. There are other cities in England, you know!)
Even though I am not quite sure what their ages are, I'm pretty sure they're all legally adults. And I'm pretty sure that if you're five years older than them, no matter how great a babysitter you are, their band manager will not call you to to take care of five adults while he probably goes on vacation or something like that for a 'well-deserved break from this unconditionally notorious group of hooligans'.
Now, I'm not a religious person, but I do believe that there a special place in hell for you all, and that God Almighty is just waiting to put you there and keep you there for the greater good.
This kind of thing makes me flinch, because several times the adoption and falling in love with one of them overlaps. That's like being adopted by them all over again. Besides, doesn't it seem just a little bit incestuous?
Also, for the love of Rowling, don't try to sound intellectual by using phrases that are incorrect. (Honestly, the grammar in these fanfics... *flinch*)
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Types Of One Direction Fanfictions
FanfictionTitle needs no explanation. These are the various types of fanfictions you'll find for One Direction and why they're all horrible.
