Types Of One Direction Fanfictions

Type #4

Alright, so you know how to sum all the 1D crap up I was doing five types only?

Yeah, well, change of plan. there's too much shit on here, and I need to rant. So, yeah, I'm just going to do all the types of stories I've read so far.

Anyway, moving on to Number Four!

Type 4

You hate One Direction.

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This is how the story goes:

OMG. I'm like, one of those girls, who like, has read, like, all five Harry potter books, and seen like, the Lord of the Rings movie. And like, you know, I know who R2D2 form Star Trek is. And he's like, totally hot.

But I like, you know, hate One Direction. Cause like, they're totally ripping Justin Beiber off.

So I'm like, thirteen and like, totally love books and comics. OMG! The Superman from Marvel is like, awesome.

So, one day, i'm like, simply strolling around London, (even though, I'm like, American, I can talk in  like, British and stuff), when like one of the One Direction guys taps me on the shoulder.

"Wow, mate, you're like, the hottest girl I've ever seen," he says.

I nonchalantly flip my perfect hair over my shoulder, clearly indicating I like, hate One Direction. "I like, hate you guys."

"But you realize that makes you like, totally different from every other girl, right?"

"Of course, because I'm like, totally nerdy and stuff."

"Nerd girls are like, super hot, and like, super rare."

"I know, I'm like the only one of my friends, who like, likes The Hungry Games and like, Dungeons and Demons. But I like, don't like One Direction, so like, get away from me."

"But I like, love you now, since your so clearly different from the other girls. Can we like, have sex or something?"

"No! Not for like, twenty more chapters of bullshit!"

Twenty chapters of bullshit later:

"That was like, the best sex ever!"

"Yeah, and now we can live like, happily forever!"

The end.

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I-I-I honestly don't know where to start.

A) Harry Potter has 7 books and eight movies.

B) LOTR has 3 movies.

C) R2D2 is from Star Wars, and he's a robot. (If you can find a robot hot... I don't know what to say to you. I honestly don't.)

D) It's the Hunger Games.

E) It's Dungeons and Dragons.

Before all you wacko girls call yourselves 'nerds', please, please, verify your facts, look at yourself in the mirror, think real hard about the shit you just said, and shoot yourself. Please.

Oh and, pedophile much? All of you are so freakishly obsessed, it's scary. I think you should be admitted into a mental asylum. I really do.

Also, BRITISH IS NOT A LANGUAGE. It is an accent, as half of America seems to not know.

All of these stories are so goddamn typical, it's pissing off. You're all going on about how much you hate them, but there's this one boy who likes you because you don't like him, and so he completely changes your mind, because that happens now.

Hate One Direction all you want. Love them all you want. But please, for the love of God and all that's holy, please don't be one of those girls who suddenly shanges the way of life because of something stupid happening.

Often, there's a couple of chapters in which the girl fights with her bestfriend, because her best friend thinks that she's a traitor because she got the famous boyfriend, but that only adds a twist of like 3 pages to th 60 page bullshit story.

PLEASE, FOR GOD'S SAKE, STOP CALLING YOURSELF 'DIFFERENT' OR 'NERDY' AND EMBARASSING THOSE OF US WHO ACTUALLY ARE.

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