Types Of One Direction Fanfictions

Type #13

Type 13 

When it's a 'bromance'. (Basically, it's boy x boy with two members of the band.)

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How the story goes:

Boy 1's POV: (THIS IS FOR THE FIRST FIVE CHAPTERS)

I am so in love with <Boy 2>! I can't stop thinking about him, can't stop wanting to be with him, can't stop wanting to do all sorts of things to him.

But it won't ever work. I know it won't. Because he isn't gay. And it breaks my heart every time I have to look at him. I can't... I just can't bare it! I want him, I want him almost desperately - but I can't tell him, because then it could lead to the break-up of the band. We can't afford that, none of us can. We're too tied together for that.

I wish I could tell him how I feel, but no one in the group even knows I'm gay. I've kept it hidden, not because I think they won't accept me or because I think that they will rampage against me, but because that I can only tell them when I tell <Boy 2> about my feelings. And that's not happening any time soon.

Boy 2's POV: (Who is supposedly straight, sometimes bisexual.)

<Boy 1> has been acting strange lately. He seems to be avoiding me. Hm... What could that possibly be about?

Boy 1's POV:

 I have to do it, I must tell them I'm gay. I cannot hold it in any longer!

"HEY GUYS! I'M GAY AND I'M IN LOVE WITH <Boy 2>!"

Boy 2's POV:

Oh my f*cking God. But I'm straight! I think...

I must get myself a girlfriend to prove this.

I GOT A GIRLFRIEND! HALLELUJAH!

Boy 1's POV:

Oh my f*cking God. I'm so heartbroken! Must. Distance. Self!

I shan't talk to anyone for a while and become a recluse because my one true love went and got a girlfriend even though he knew how I felt. HOW DARE THE STRAIGHT LOVE OF MY LIFE DO THIS TO ME?!

Boy 2's POV:

Oh no. I've shattered him. And the worst part is... I'm not so sure I'm straight any more. But I have a girlfriend. I've always picured myself with girls. How can I turn gay overnight? Okay, it wasn't overnight, but it was still there. Close to impossible.

Or was it?

But I know I love my girlfriend. I really do, but I can't help but feel something for him too. Maybe I just feel it out of pity. Maybe I just feel really bad for him and need to console him - but my heart is taking it in the wrong way. It is a logical conclusion, isn't it?

(Skipping the love triangle because... well, it's a frigging love triangle for the sake of Olympus!)

Boy 1:

We have finally accepted that we are made for each other. He has finally accepted it. We love each other. <3 <3 <3

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Wanna know a secret? Wanna know why I took so long to update Type #13?

BECAUSE IT'S THE MOST BORING FREAKING THING ON THIS PLANET.

I am not joking. Reading through a bunch of fanfics of this kind and actually mustering up the courage to write this took forever. I kept saving it as a draft every three lines because I couldn't bear writing more. And then I hit the love triangle part and OH MY ROWLING I couldn't take any more.

This is like Twilight minus the sparkly fairies plus a gay couple. That is all.

Now don't get me wrong. I have nothing against gay people and I am not homophobic. You're going to have to take my word for it because I'm not going to sit here and defend my belief in allowing the existence of gay people. I can also positively day that I have nothing against gay fiction, as I have read some of it and find nothing wrong with it.

However, the fact still stands that this is an epically cliche storyline and no one seems to understand this. It's a completely bullshit kind of story.

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