Types Of One Direction Fanfictions

Type #1

Type 1

You get adopted by One Direction. (No, no. Wait for it.)

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This is how the story goes:

I was walking around in my orphanage. All the girls around me were trying to look their best. Why? Only because the famous boy-bad, One Direction was coming to adopt one of us.

I didn't bother, because I knew that it would not be me. I mean, I was just me, you know? I hated the way I looked, but everyone constantly told me I was gorgeous, and even though I really knew I was, I'd continuously deny it.

So they came, and started surveying the place for a girl to adopt.

Three chapters later:

OH MY GOD! One Direction is adopting me! I totally didn't know this would happen!

Five chapters later:

I have fallen in love with one of them.

(Sudden change of POV. Now it's the person who the girl's fallen in love with.)

I love her too.

Twenty chapters later (in which nothing has happened):

"Oh my God! You love me? I love you too! Let's screw the ten years of age difference between us and start having sex!"

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Need I point out what's wrong with this? Honestly? ADOPTED? By ONE DIRECTION? A band? As a whole? They adopted you?

That sounds so retarded, I'm scared if you have brain damage.

If you're wondering, "What could possibly be wrong with being adopted by a band?"

Firstly, I'm pretty sure that that isn't legal.

Secondly, after you've been adoped, you fall in love with one of them. Say that the adoption is even possible or something, this sounds maniacal.

And MAGICALLY (without a love potion or anything), of the hundreds of thousands of fangirls that the guy has, he falls in love with you.

Okay, I get it. It's your dream to hook up with one of them.

But really, pause for a second and think, if you're thirteen goddamn years old, and you've been ADOPTED by a band, I highly doubt that world-famous singers are going to fall at your feet when you're about seven years younger than them.

I'm sorry, but this is just a shitty plot.

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