Types Of One Direction Fanfictions

Type #15

Type 15 

Werewolf stories. My comments to help you understand a little bit about werewolf references in general are in square brackets, since some of you lovely readers may not know anything about werewolf stories. (I myself am quite new to this genre, but I hope the tidbits will help.)

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How the story goes:

I'm a dangerous person who lives in a dangerous world full of mystery and unreal things. To me, your virtual is purely non-fiction. The moon has my eternal love. I am a werewolf.

Well... You know, the moon and One Direction!

Like, OMM [oh my moon], <insert band memeber's name> is just SO cute! I could eat him up. (LOL no not really I was just kidding my pun guys!) I love him so much.

Oh my goodness. What a coincidence! I have run into the love of my life while chasing down some bad guys because we werewolves are so good. Hot damn, that boy is cute. But his life is in danger. *GROWL* *ROAR* *SNAPPITY SNAPPITY SNAP AT BAD PEOPLE*

YAY! I just saved his life! Now I must take him to safety.

BUT OH NO! He is dying! There is a curse upon him! I must call on Luna [the moon goddess] to help me!

Luna has answered my calls. I must turn him into a werewolf. But is he ready for this?

Who the hell cares? If I turn him, he's mine for eternity! YAY! *BITE / SCRATCH / ANYTHING THAT TURNS HIM INTO A WEREWOLF*

He's finally awake. I'll try and ease him into this. "Hey yo, how's it going, y'know, I know you're like famous and shizz, but like, some bad guys kinda tried to kill and so I kinda turned you into a werewolf." To that, he replied, "Okay, cool."

I explain to him all about being a werewolf, about changes during the full moon and other things. I was just educating him when we started making out and marked each other. [A mark is basically when a werewolf leaves a mark on his/her mate. It's like 'claiming your territory'.]

OMM it's like we were made for each other.

Epilogue: He's still famous and all, but now he's a werewolf. The rest of his band knows, and they're all cool with it. They just avoid shows on full moons. That's it. We're all cool. Thanks, Luna!

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*sigh* There are so many things wrong with this. Oh... so many things.

For one, werewolves are badass. And no offence to One Direction, but for all the songs I've heard of theirs, they don't exactly come off as... ahem... badass.

Secondly, and this is a problem I have with all werewolf stories, 'marked'. I can't even tell you how much I hate that concept; like you're a dog 'marking' someone with your piss. The concept is despicable, and rules out most werewolf stories for me. I don't mind a lot, but this bull crap makes me want to tear my hair out.

Third. Luna is a goddess. She won't come and say, "Oh hey -- yeah, I see you got some famous-boy troubles. Here, let me just sort that out for you. *poof* All good, yeah? See ya, then. Unless you need something more?"

If you've read PJ, then you understand that gods don't just shower you with help. Hell, if you've read ANY mythological fanfiction, you'll learn that most important gods and goddesses are kind of cocky and arrogant, so they'll make you jump through hoops before even thinking of helping you. To them, with great power comes great ability to make people do whatever the hell they want.

Fourth, the moon references. Dear God, they need to stop. I'll admit, I make an occasional reference to things I like all the time, but this is just overstating it. We get that you're a werewolf; constantly making sure that your point is reiterated is redundant.

And fifth, the final point. I didn't include this in the 'How the story goes' part of the segment, because we've all seen this too many times. Yes, my friends. Alas. I speak of the long known yet hated by all - love triangle. IF ONE MORE FREAKING STORY USES THIS AS A SIDE PLOT I'M GOING TO BE REALLY REALLY MAD!

And sometimes, there's the fact that all the band memebers are from a pack of werewolves. That is by far the stupidest thing ever, for the most obvious of reasons. Like... one Direction are werewolves. In the real wolrd -- not in an alternate universe or anything. What?

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