Randy and the barbarian [randy Cunningham X reader] {Old Story}

Disobeying orders

Randy, who was still admiring the bed, groggily opened his eyes when the door to his roomed opened. "Did I wake you up?" Randy sat up and glanced at the person who asked him that, surprised when he saw it was a talking teapot. "My name is Renee, and you have been through quiet a bit, so I thought you would like a nice cup of cocoa."

Randy stumbled off the bed, nervously backing away "but you're a-" Randy was cut off when he ran into something.

"Watch where you go next time!" A cheerful voice practically sang from behind him. Randy looked behind him, this time he found a talking wardrobe.

"This is impossible..." Randy sat on his bed in shock, running his hand through his purple locks.

"I know it is." The wardrobe leaned onto the bed, the creaking slightly hurting Randy's ears "but looks at us now."

"Would you like that cocoa?" Randy, who finally got over his shock, nodded. Renee poured the dark brown liquid into a smaller teapot, who then began to leap towards Randy "slowly now Santana, we don't want to spill."

Randy picked up Santana, drinking some of the cocoa. He never had cocoa that was so rich before, it tasted amazing!

"Would you like to see a trick?" Randy pulled Santana away from his lips before nodding. A smile graced his lips when Santana began making bubbles out of the cocoa.

"Santana..." Her mother warned.

"Heh...sorry." Randy placed Santana down, watching as she bounded back toward her mother.

"That was a really brave thing you did back there...uh, what is your name." Renee lightly smiled, trying to lighten the mood.

"Randy."

"Well, We all thought so Randy..." The wardrobe stared down at Randy.

"It might have been brave, but I lost everything!"

"Don't worry, it will all turn out just fine in the end, well, look at me! Babbling on when there is a feast we must tend to! Come on Santana!" Renee helped Santana back onto the kitchen trolley then they left the room.

"well now, what should you wear for dinner? Lets see what I have in my drawers!" The wardrobe opened himself up, quickly closing up again when a bunch of moths fluttered out. "Oh, how embarrassing..." He commented before glancing back in "how about this one?" Reaching in he pulled out a white tuxedo "you would look hot in this one!"

"I'm actually not going to that wonk dinner." Randy leaned against the headboard of the bed and stretched his legs out. The area was free to be taken due to the wardrobe standing back up.

"But you must! It was one of the masters orders!"

Down in the dining room (your name) was pacing impatiently, annoyed Randy has not come yet. "Where is he?" She growled.

Renee sighed at how impatient her master was "be patient, he lost his mother and his freedom all in one day." You only replied with a growl.

Tengu, thinking it would lighten the mood, spoke up "has it ever occurred to you that he could be the one?"

"Of course it has!" Your paced became slower "I'm an idiot..."

"it will be easy! You fall for him, he falls for you, and poof! The spell will be broken right after dinner, and I will have my glorious legs back!" Tengu motioned to the bottom half of his candle holding body.

"It's not that easy Tengu." Renee sighed "these things take time."

"but the battery has already began to lower!"

You stopped your pacing all together "I'm such an idiot! He is so handsome and well...Look at me!"

Renee smiled at you "you just have to have him see all past that!"

"I don't know how to..." You pouted.

"Well you must be hospitable." Renee nodded.

"You must be charming." Tengu jumped in.

"Listen to him."

"Seduce him."

"But most of all," Renee and Tengu bellowed in unison "you must control your temper!"

The three of you guys looked over when you saw Nomi was at the door "where is he?" You questioned him, watching as Nomi tensed.

"Well...you see, he umm," Nomi looked down in defeat, "he is not coming."

"What!" Your shriek startled everyone, and you began dashing out of the room. Nomi, Tengu, and Renee began following, Tengu and Renee were telling you to watch your temper.

Bringing up a large paw, you slammed it on Randy's door "why aren't you at dinner!" Tengu and Renee face palmed.

"I'm not hungry!" Randy's reply was muffled through the door.

"Remember master," Renee grinned, "be kind."

You sighed, turning back to the door "will you come to dinner with me....please."

"No!" You looked back at them, motioning to the door.

"Try it again." Nomi pushed you a bit.

"I would really appreciate it if you come have dinner with me."

"No!"

"Fine!" Your temper of the best of you "but if you don't eat with me you don't eat at all!"

"Fine then!"

"Fine, just starve!" You bellowed before turning and walking down the steps to your room. Once there you walked up to a large broken piece of glass.

"Show me the boy." You commanded, bringer the glass up to your face. It began to fog up before revealing him.

"The master is not such a bad guy once you get to know her." The wardrobe was practically leaning against Randy.

"I never want to get to know her, never ever!"

You sighed, looking down at the glass. "What am I thinking?" You questioned yourself, putting down the glass "he will only see me as a barbarian..."

In the hallway Nomi has ordered Tengu to keep watch on Randy, but knowing Tengu he is going to fail.