Randy and the barbarian [randy Cunningham X reader] {Old Story}

So the battle begins

Rae's head hurt, but the pain faded when she felt a cool washcloth rub against her forehead. She open her eyes, but quickly closed them due to the bright light. She opened her eyes again, slower this time, and let them adjust. She gasped when she saw Randy "I'm home mom."

Rae reached out and hugged Randy, thrilled to be seeing him again "I thought I'd never see you again!" Randy hugged back.

"I missed you so much!"

"But...the barbarian, how did you escape?" They pull back, and Randy pulls his jacket off.

"I did not escape, she let me go."

"That horrible beast let you go?"

"She is different now mom, she has changed somehow..." Randy smiled, thinking of all the things you've don't together. Rae and Randy look at his jacket when they saw it began moving, shocked when they saw Santana come out along with the large shard of glass.

Santana smiled at Randy and Rae "hi!" Randy waved at the chipped cup.

"Why hello!" Rae picks Santana up.

"Randy," Santana turned around so she could get a better view of Randy, "why did you leave us, do you not like us?"

"Of course I do! It's just-" Randy wascut offf when someone knocked on the door. He walked up to it, his mother following, then opened the door and was shocked when he saw some of the robo-apes, a bunch of his neighbors, and viceroy.

"Are you Randy Cunningham?" Viceroy asked the confused boy. Randy only nodded. "Well, I am here to collect your mother."

Randy's eyes narrowed "what do you want with my mom?"

"Don't worry Randy, your mom will be safe in prison."

"Prison?Myy mom is not crazy enough to do anything bad!"

Shee is not crazy?" Flute girl stepped up, "She was raving on about a beast! We all saw it!"

"Yeah!" Various people from the crowd shouted. Where the juice was Howard right now? Ugh, knowing him he is probably sleeping through all of this.

"I won't let you take my mom!" Randy yelled, protectively putting his mother behind him.

"Rae!Telll us again how big this beast was!" Flute girl taunted. Rae pushed herself away from Randy and walked past him.

"She was-was huge!" She lifted her arms in the air "so huge!" Everyone laughed at what she said.

"You don't get much crazier than that!" Flute girl yelled you to the crowd.

"But I'm telling the truth!" Two of the robo-apes gripped Rae's arms and began dragging her to a car. Randy grabbed the robo-apes arm.

"You can't do this!" The robo-ape ignored him and shrugged his arm out of Randy's grip, continuing to walk away.

Poorr Randy, shame about your mom." Theresa walked up to Randy.

"You know she is not crazy!"

"I might be able to clear this up," Theresa circled around Randy, "but on one condition"

"What is it?"

Youu must date and marry me!" Theresa leaned against Randy.

"What!"

Yepp. That is all it takes, simple right?"

Snarling, Randy pushed her away, "what the juice man! I will never date you or marry you!" Theresa glares, she feels something beginning to pool in her stomach.

Finee! Have it your way!" Theresa shoves him and stomps away.

"Randy!" The said boy looks over athism mom, who is almost inside the vehicle. Randy had to do something, but luckily he had an idea. Randy dashed inside and grabbed the glass piece before finding his way back outside.

"My mom is not crazy and I can prove it!" Randy lifted the shard up, "show me the barbarian!" Everyone in the crowd gasped when they saw a creature appear.

"Is she dangerous?" Someone yells while Randy runs out into the crowd.

Noo! She is kind, and sweet, and generous..." Randy lovingly stared down at the image of you that was on the glass.

Itt sounds like you have feelings for this monster." Theresa sneered.

"She is nota monsterr! You are!"

Theresa felt the feeling that was in her stomach boil, until it began to spill over. To become stanked one does not actually need the sorcerer if they feel a negative emotion strong enough, in fact, that was how the sorcerer himself was made. So consumed with hatred, who knows what she could do.

Theresa yanked the shard from Randy, not caring how it slightly cut her palm. "He is as crazy as his mother! The beast will eat your children!Shee will show no mercy! We are not safe until we mount her head on my fathers hunting wall!"

"Yeah!" The crowd shouted, agreeing with everything Theresa said.

"Get your weapons and follow me! But trap Randy and his mother in their storage room," the robo-apes did just that, "they can't go off and warn the monster!"

So then, everyone packed up, prepared to kill the barbarian.