Randy and the barbarian [randy Cunningham X reader] {Old Story}

Theresa makes a deal

"Why did you call me here
So late at night." McFist and viceroy were sitting at Theresa's dinner table, McFist was asleep, "all I know is that you said you will pay well."

Smirking, Theresa motioned for Flute girl to hand her something, and she did. Two big wads of cash. Theresa tossed them at viceroy, who was barely able to catch them. "Alright," viceroy leaned back onto his chair, "I'm listening."

"You know crazy old Rae right?" Theresa leans toward viceroy, examining her nails.

"Yes, I do."

"Well, I asked her son to start dating me, but...we had different views."

Flute girl snorted "Randy turned her down flat." Theresa whacked flute girls head and gave her a warning glare. Flute girl cowered a bit.

"Anyway, I came up with a way to make it so Randy is the guaranteed to date me."

"What is the plan?" Viceroy was thumbing through the money now.

"Well, her sanity is only so-so, so I was thinking maybe you could say she is insane and try to take her away, I know Randy will give himself to me if I say I can get her out of it, Randy is the only family he has left anyway."

"That is evil," viceroy gripped the money and began laughing, "I love it!"