Firestar: *wakes up and yawn* Good morning myself! *stretches*
Brambleclaw: *pads pass Firestar's den* G'morning Firestar.
Firestar: G'morning Brambleclaw! *pads out of his den and shouts* THUNDERCLAN, GET YOUR PREY NOW. *takes a prey and leaves*
Ashfur: Hey Fire! :)
Firestar: HEY! :D
Ashfur: What are you gonna do today?
Firestar: I dunno... *sees Yellowfang and has an idea, and after that, drags Ashfur far away from Yellowfang* I KNOW WHAT TO DO. ASHFUR, ARE YOU GOOD AT PLAYING THE GUITAR?
Ashfur: Yes. I can multitask. I can play the guitar and the drum at the same time :3
Firestar: Perfect! Now, I need the tom which knows how to play the flute and recorder at the same time.
Firestar: *paces off and grabs Brambleclaw* BRAMBLECLAW. YOU PLAY THE FLUTE AND RECORDER.
Brambleclaw: Not another Ways to Annoy Yellowfang, right?
Firestar: HOW DID YOU KNOW? BTW, I will play the ukulele. PLAY THE INSTRUMENTS WEIRDLY. LIKE, OUT OF TUNE.
Brambleclaw and Ashfur: K *winks*
After a few moments of preparation to annoy Yellowfang...
Firestar: Are you ready?
Brambleclaw: Yup.
Ashfur: Duh.
Firestar: Great! Now I will go in first and then Brambleclaw and Ashfur. GET IT?
Ashfur: Yes. Let's do this!
Brambleclaw: COME ON!
Firestar: *goes in first while playing the ukulele and sings very very ugly* OH HEY YOU UGLY PIG! CAN YOU STOP RIGHT THERE! I EAT PICKLES AND FART THEM ONTO YOU!
Brambleclaw: *sings and plays his instruments* OH YO AH *coughs two times* WE ARE YOUR FEAR! WE ARE NOT FAT BUT YOU ARE!
Yellowfang: WHAT IN THE NAME OF STARCLAN IS THIS?!
Ashfur: *pads in and plays* QWERTYYUOPPNADDGAKDLXBSHKQLANDJSKANJSJAKLQ I LOVE TO RAP!
The Three Cats (F, A, B lel): OH! YELLOWFANG.. THIS IS A SONG FOR YOU! *stops at the same time* How did you like that?
Yellowfang: Te.. Rri.. Ble... *faints*
F.A.B: OH YEAH!
Yellowfang was fine. She was only terrified with those three cats ~Legit
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50 Ways To Annoy Yellowfang
HumorWELCOME TO 50 WAYS TO ANNOY YELLOWFANG BY LEGITWARRIORS. Firestar: I AM GONNA GET YOU FOR SLAPPING ME WITH YOUR TAIL AND PAWS, YELLOWFANG. Yellowfang: *screams like a kit* Poor Yellowfang... Anyways, in this book, you are going to see Firestar, incl...
