Ashfur: Brambleclaw! I heard that Yellowfang has a diary and she keeps it in a secret hidden room!
Brambleclaw: Cool! How do you know that?
Ashfur: I eavesdropped what Hawkfrost said to a tree!
Brambleclaw: Wait, what?!
-Throwback-
Ashfur: *runs through the forest like a mad cat and hits a bush* Ouch! D:( *something caught Ashfur's eyes and whispers to himself* Hawkfrost?! What's he doing with a tree?
Hawkfrost: After that incident with Brambleclaw, I spotted Yellowfang flying down from the sky to ThunderClan with a diary and she smacked both of us with her diary and it was so powerful! She mumbled something to her diary, something got to do with I love you... *scoffs* Then, she placed her diary in a secret hidden room which I don't know where it currently is at. Brambleclaw saw it too and heard what she said.
Random RiverClan Cat: HAWKFROST! ARE YOU DONE HUNTING AROUND THOSE TREES?! *looks mad*
Hawkfrost: Well, got to go, tree! See you until next time! *splashes water to the tree*
-End of Throwback (Hawkfrost and a tree)-
Ashfur: Hey! You know where it is don't you? *looks mad*
Brambleclaw: Yes. It is under a pile of leaves.
Ashfur: Let's read it out loud and make her mad ):D
Meanwhile, the two toms went to her den secretly without her noticing that they're there. They made a distraction noise: a squirrel and Yellowfang came out of her den, looking for it. Ashfur moved the pile of leaves away and took the diary and Brambleclaw quickly tidy up the mess. Both of them went to the theater and read the diary out loud.
Ashfur: Phew! I thought we couldn't get there!
Brambleclaw: *nods his head as an agreement*
Ashfur: *opens up the diary and reads it out loud* 5 June 2461, Wednesday: I hate diaries. I eat 'em up. But I love this one. I shall marry you, Diary.
Brambleclaw: 6 June 2461, Thursday: We did our powerful combat yesterday to both Tigerstar's son, Hawkfrost, and Brambleclaw. I hope that both of them did not notice where I put you at my den.
They continued reading until Brambleclaw made the squirrel noise and Yellowfang came in the theater.
Brambleclaw: Well, I like the diary you've got here! Where did you get this design?
Yellowfang: Give me ba — *gets interrupted*
Ashfur: I should take a picture of this page and sent it to Catter // Twitter and Catstagram // Instagram! *takes a picture of 5 June 2461, Wednesday and post it on the two social medias and writes in the post: "My Clan's medicine cat hates diaries but she loves the one she currently has. Such a weirdo!"*
Yellowfang: *snatches her diary and stalks of the theater* I must keep you somewhere else, diary... D:
This chapter is the continuation of Warriors Spoof Book, Second Chapter :3 ~ Legit
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