Ashfur: Hey, everyone! *yawns* It is 12am in the midnight and right now, everyone is sleeping. You may know what I am gonna do at this time. IT IS TIME TO PARTY! *plays a background applause* Just kidding! IT IS TIME TO ANNOY YELLOWFANG! With her phone alarm. She would normally wake up at 3am so that she can do a ritual with the spirits so, I am going to set the alarm every minute :D
Ashfur went to Yellowfang's den secretly and quietly and he took her phone set the time from 12.01am to 3am.
Ashfur: You see what I did there? *winks and smirks* I am eviler than Brambleclaw, Legit!
Legit: Looks like someone woke me up and says that they want to go to the Dark Forest. Am I right, Ashfur?
Ashfur: Huh, uh, no! I just said that I am eviler than Brambleclaw!
Legit: Mhmm... I'll go back to sleep. *disappears to the stars*
Ashfur: That was weird... Anyways — *gets interrupted by an alarm and hears Yellowfang waking up*
Alarm: BEEP BEEP BEEP BOP BIP BEIAP BIEP BEEP BEEP WASH ME WASH ME WASH ME WASH ME WASH ME WASH ME.
Yellowfang: Eh? Huh? *looks at the time* Oh, it is just 12.0 —
Alarm: BEEP BEEP BEEP BOP BIP BEIAP BIEP BEEP BEEP WASH ME WASH ME WASH ME WASH ME WASH ME WASH ME.
Yellowfang: Uh, what?
Ashfur: *giggles*
Alarm: BEEP BEEP BEEP BOP BIP BEIAP BIEP BEEP BEEP WASH ME WASH ME WASH ME WASH ME WASH ME WASH ME.
Yellowfang: Uh...
Alarm: BEEP BEEP BEEP BOP BIP BEIAP BIEP BEEP BEEP WASH ME WASH ME WASH ME WASH ME WASH ME WASH ME.
Yellowfang: *checks her phone alarm and the alarm rung once again*
Alarm: BEEP BEEP BEEP BOP BIP BEIAP BIEP BEEP BEEP WASH ME WASH ME WASH ME WASH ME WASH ME WASH ME.
Yellowfang: WHO SET MY ALARM EVERY —
Alarm: BEEP BEEP BEEP BOP BIP BEIAP BIEP BEEP BEEP WASH ME WASH ME WASH ME WASH ME WASH ME WASH ME.
Yellowfang: MINUTE?
Alarm: BEEP BEEP BEEP BOP BIP BEIAP BIEP BEEP BEEP WASH ME WASH ME WASH ME WASH ME WASH ME WASH ME.
Ashfur: Me! :D
Yellowfang: YOU'LL —
Alarm: BEEP BEEP BEEP BOP BIP BEIAP BIEP BEEP BEEP WASH ME WASH ME WASH ME WASH ME WASH ME WASH ME.
Yellowfang: PAY FOR THIS! D:(
Alarm: BEEP BEEP BEEP BOP BIP BEIAP BIEP BEEP BEEP WASH ME WASH ME WASH ME WASH ME WASH ME WASH ME.
Meep! Meow. Mreow! ~Legit
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50 Ways To Annoy Yellowfang
HumorWELCOME TO 50 WAYS TO ANNOY YELLOWFANG BY LEGITWARRIORS. Firestar: I AM GONNA GET YOU FOR SLAPPING ME WITH YOUR TAIL AND PAWS, YELLOWFANG. Yellowfang: *screams like a kit* Poor Yellowfang... Anyways, in this book, you are going to see Firestar, incl...