Sorreltail: *gets teleported to Ashfur's theater with Brackenfur and Willowpelt* Oh look, guys! It is a theater that we are now in!
Willowpelt: Are you sure we are supposed to be here?
Brackenfur: According to my instincts, it says that we should teleport elsewhere because this is the present.
Sorreltail: Oh, okay. Is any cat here? *looks around the theater*
Ashfur: Yes. Welcome back to the present ThunderClan! :D
Brambleclaw: *does a backward roll into the theater as an entrance* I SMELL FACE PAINT.
Brackenfur: Oh, yes. I brought some with me in case I get hungry :3
Firestar: *was camouflaging as a sofa and stood up* Wait, what? Face paint for hunger?
Brackenfur: Duh... There's no more food for us to eat!
Brambleclaw: May we borrow all the face paint? *rushes out of the theater, fetches 10 fresh-kill and rushes back to the theater* Here ya go as an exchange :)
Sorreltail: Thanks, Brambl —
Legit: Let's not make this a long chapter :D *teleports Sorreltail, Willowpelt, and Brackenfur to somewhere else*
Brambleclaw winked his eye, even though cats can't do that and he went to Yellowfang's den.
Brambleclaw: *slowly comes into Yellowfang's den* Hey ~ Yellowfang... Do you wanna put on some face — uh, I mean, make-up?
Yellowfang: *takes her mirror out and checks her face* Eh, sure! I wanna be so fabulous! :D
Brambleclaw: Sure... ):D *evil grin*
Brambleclaw put on the face paint on Yellowfang's face or fur..? Face-fur? Eh, nevermind. He put the pink-red-look-like-glossy-lipstick on her face and put the white face paint around her face. Brambleclaw used a black face paint around her eyes and lips.
Brambleclaw: Dang, Yellowfang! You look beautiful!
Yellowfang: omigosh! relleah? how came i cant talq?! *holds her mirror up* omiwbagosh! whart is theis madnadess??!> *looks at Brambleclaw with her panda eyes* why msuh tyou di ethis?! WHAY DO I LOABK LIEK A PANDAHS FALLIGN FORM A TREES?! D:( *stares herself again and chases Brambleclaw* GETTA OUTS OF MAY D8EN!
Brambleclaw: *runs towards Ashfur's theater and shuts the door when Yellowfang was about to enter* Phew! :3
Yellowfang: *face paint was around her face and she looks like a badger or skunk* omigosh! WHAY MUST I BEH LEIK THSE?!
Eheh ~Legit
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50 Ways To Annoy Yellowfang
HumorWELCOME TO 50 WAYS TO ANNOY YELLOWFANG BY LEGITWARRIORS. Firestar: I AM GONNA GET YOU FOR SLAPPING ME WITH YOUR TAIL AND PAWS, YELLOWFANG. Yellowfang: *screams like a kit* Poor Yellowfang... Anyways, in this book, you are going to see Firestar, incl...
