Brambleclaw: *looks at Yellowfang* Guess what, Yellowfang?
Yellowfang: Hmm? You've brought me catmint for Dappletail? She has been quite annoying lately after Madonnya and I was shopping in the mall. Dappletail needs to be dead. :l
Brambleclaw: Well, yes, I did bring you catmint for other purposes but not for Dappletail. Though I have to agree with your point that she needs to be dead by now. Other than that, I need to show the pants I've bought in the shopping mall! :D
Yellowfang: Wait, really?
Brambleclaw: Yup. I'm gonna change right now. *goes to the theater and wears his new pants*
Brambleclaw wants to be really realistic about the pants. The color of the pants was dark blue with silver lines at the bottom of the pants. It smelt like raw fish with a dog's fart and a cat's poo as he did not wash it. Basically, that was what Brambleclaw smelt from the pants.
Brambleclaw: *stares at the number of words of the chapter* Wow... I really need to annoy her with my pants. What should I do?
Firestar: *reads the newspaper which the heading says, "Yellowfang has OCD!"* Wear your pants backward! Look at this article's heading. It says that Yellowfang has OCD and she needs everything to be perfect.
Brambleclaw: Okay! *wears his pants backward and walks like a Cesaro when he is in backstage to Yellowfang's den* Hey, Yellowfang! Look at my pants! Isn't it amazing and wonderful? ):3
Yellowfang: Oh, yes, it — OMSC! WEAR IT PROPERLY!
Brambleclaw: Why?
Yellowfang: I HAVE OCD, FOR STARCLAN'S SAKE! D:(
Brambleclaw: Nope :D
Le Firestar's list is working :3 ~ |_3g!7
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50 Ways To Annoy Yellowfang
HumorWELCOME TO 50 WAYS TO ANNOY YELLOWFANG BY LEGITWARRIORS. Firestar: I AM GONNA GET YOU FOR SLAPPING ME WITH YOUR TAIL AND PAWS, YELLOWFANG. Yellowfang: *screams like a kit* Poor Yellowfang... Anyways, in this book, you are going to see Firestar, incl...
