50 Ways To Annoy Yellowfang

Election

Firestar: *watches the news on television*

Reporter: Breaking News! President Barack Obama and Hitler are in a war after Donald Trump got enough votes to be President of United States. The other 3 candidates, Hillary Clinton, Gary Johnson, and Jill Stein were jealous that an atomic bomb was created by them after they farted. You will find out more about this news, in the news website. *news ended*

Firestar: Woah... I should probably check that out! Wait a minute...Why is Hitler still alive? Is he pleading with Obama for him to get elected to be the President of United States?

Bumblestripe: Why should you even care about it? We're from the United Kingdom, not the United States. :l

Firestar: Nah, whatever. *gets an idea* I SHOULD INVITE HITLER TO JOIN ME FOR A TEA PARTY. YELLOWFANG WILL LOVE THIS :D *calls Hitler*

Call:

Firestar: Hey, Hitler :D

Hitler: WHAT DO YOU WANT?! I AM MAD THAT I WAS NOT THE ONE BEING ELECTED FOR PRESIDENT OF UNITED STATES. I MAY BE FROM GERMANY, BUT I AM STRONGER THAN RUSSIAN'S AND THOSE PEASANTS IN MY WAY.

Firestar: You're rude... By the way, do you want to go to my tea party? It's in ThunderClan's camp.

Hitler: WHAT?! TEA PARTY'S? THEY ARE SO — I like that idea :D Where is your camp at?

Firestar: At the United Kingdom. I have a plan just for you... ):D

*Call ended*

Bumblestripe: Who did you call? O.o

Firestar: Hitler *shows a smirk*

Bumblestripe: NO! WHAT IF HE KILLS US ALL? WHAT IF HE INVADES US WITH HIS SOLDIERS?! *screams*

Firestar: *carries Bumblestripe which was still screaming and throws him in a river* Enjoy :)

Soon, Hitler arrived with his outdated motorcycle and parked his motorcycle near a river.

Hitler: Gah! What in the world? A cat's body?

Firestar: Hey, Hitler! Don't question me about that cat there. He just fell down the river and drowned to his death :) Anyways, let's have our tea party with Yellowfang!

The two of them went to Ashfur's theater where the party was held at.

Yellowfang: Hey, Hitler. I am the new British Prime Minister, Yellowfang!

Firestar: *whispers to Hitler his plan to annoy Yellowfang (or scare her)*

Hitler: *nods his head* WHAT? WHAT HAPPENED TO THERESA MAY? SHE'S SUPPOSE TO BE THE BRITISH PRIME MINISTER! D:(

Yellowfang: *with guilty eyes* Um...

Firestar: YELLOWFANG KILLED THERESA MAY! YELLOWFANG KILLED THERESA MAY!

Hitler: WHY DID YOU KILL HER?! Though it is a good thing... YOU ARE GONNA GET IN TROUBLE. YOU'RE A CAT FOR GOODNESS SAKE! I SHOULD BE THE PRIME MINISTER OF UNITED KINGDOM.

Yellowfang: *cries* I'm gonna get arrested and be killed ;.;

15 minutes later...

Hitler and Firestar: *watches the news*

Reporter: BREAKING NEWS! Hitler got elected for being the new Prime Minister of United Kingdom and is now the PM of UK after Yellowfang ran away and Theresa May got killed by Yellowfang. You're watching the news ;)

Hitler: Better than US :D

In the White House...

Obama: WHAT?! ARE YOU KIDDING ME? ARE YOU SERIOUS, HITLER?

Donald Trump: OMG.

Jill Stein, Gary Johnson, and Hillary Clinton: :D

Just for fun. DON'T TAKE IT TOO SERIOUS! ~ |_3g!7