Firestar: *walks a dog around ThunderClan* Aww, Dog... Aren't you adorable?
Dog: Woof! I am!
Firestar: Now, sit!
Dog: *sits down* What now?
Firestar: You have to listen to my instructions and once I am done, you can do it. Okay?
Dog: *shakes its head and listens obediently to Firestar* Okay!
Firestar: I need you to stand and I want to introduce you to my friend after you stand. Understand, Dog?
Dog: Of course, I understand. *stands up*
Firestar: Who's the adorable dog?
Dog: Me! DOG!
Firestar: :) *brings Dog (the dog's name is Dog :D) to Yellowfang's den* Hey, Yellowfang! Look, I found a new friend :D
Dog: Woof! Nice to meet you, Yellowfang! I'm Dog!
Yellowfang: AH! Oh, it's a nice dog! :3 Nice to meet you too, name's Yellowfang! Your's?
Firestar: It's Dog.
Yellowfang: Ya, I know that it is a dog. What's its name? :T
Dog: Dog!
Yellowfang: OF COURSE, YOU ARE A DOG. WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
Dog: DOG. It's simple!
Yellowfang: Huh?
Firestar and Dog: DOG!
Yellowfang: WHAT? FIRESTAR. WHAT IS ITS NAME?
Firestar: Dog :3
Dog: Dog. My name's Dog.
Yellowfang: You know what? GET OUTTA MY DEN! *locks them out of her den and adds on* AND NEVER COME BACK!
Dog: She's rude.
Firestar: It's a way to annoy her :D
The dog's name is Dog! Get it? XD ~Legit
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50 Ways To Annoy Yellowfang
HumorWELCOME TO 50 WAYS TO ANNOY YELLOWFANG BY LEGITWARRIORS. Firestar: I AM GONNA GET YOU FOR SLAPPING ME WITH YOUR TAIL AND PAWS, YELLOWFANG. Yellowfang: *screams like a kit* Poor Yellowfang... Anyways, in this book, you are going to see Firestar, incl...