Yellowfang: D: I'm feeling extremely bored... Can anyone help me?
Cloudtail: No.
Yellowfang: *facepaws* Ugh... You know what, I should probably go and ask Ashfur to help me hunt herbs and make a cat sick. *goes to Ashfur which was doing yoga* Hey Ashfur!
Ashfur: *mumbles something* Om nom nom ma ma fa rt... *startled* OH MY GOODNESS. A YELLOW FANG CAT! *screams and runs around the camp*
Yellowfang: -.- STOP ASHFUR!
Ashfur: *continues screaming and stops* Oh, it's just you.
Yellowfang: *whispers to his ear* You forgot the script..
Ashfur: IDC. How may I help you, Yellow fang cat?
Yellowfang: THAT'S NOT MY NAME. It is only Yellowfang!
Ashfur: I know.. But.. You're fang is yellow, so what do you expect? Cloudtail was named like that 'cause he is white, looks like fluffy white cloud cat. AND the tail. :3
Yellowfang: D:( I'M GETTING BORED RIGHT NOW. *pads away*
Ashfur: Who asked you to be born like that? :T
Yellowfang: STARCLAN.
Ashfur: K.
Yellowfang felt extremely bored, until...
She...
Uh....
Went to the... theater?
As she wanted to watch a movie.
Brambleclaw: *quickly disguised as a movie ticket cat* Hey there! Got you're ticket? Are you a part of Team F.A.B? If you are, you can come in as you are a VIP. :3
Yellowfang: How do I get my ticket?
Brambleclaw: *grins* Just.. Uh... Give me all your herbs and take 20 mouse from the fresh-kill pile. *to himself* Does she even recognize my scent?
Yellowfang: Ok.
Yellowfang did all those things and goes back into the theater.
Brambleclaw: *checks the items* Good :D Here's your ticket! *gives a ticket which wasn't a ticket, just a paper which writes: REKCAH UOY! THIS IS TON NEVE A TICKET!*
Yellowfang: :D
Brambleclaw: By the way, you have to scan you're ticket when you are at the entrance!
Yelllowfang: *nods her head and goes to the entrance of the movie theater whatever*
Soon, the whole of ThunderClan heard Yellowfang's scream 'cause she was already mad from before.
I did not have any other ideas so... Hope you did enjoy :) ~Legit
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