Ashfur: *pads around his theatre* I've been here like forever D:
Yellowfang: *goes in his theatre and sits beside him* Hey Ashfur! Here, have a vole and mouse to help you feel better :D
Ashfur: Thanks.. *to himself* Not.
Yellowfang: Hope you get better ;) *pads out of the den*
Ashfur: Never. :( *to himself* Your a mouse-brain Yellowfang. I know a Troll I am gonna do to you ):D
Meanwhile, Ashfur collected 64 boxes of moist tissue and pieces of moist tissues from TissueClan. He came back to the clan using his teleportation powers because he can.
Ashfur: Now, I am going to annoy her. Throw the moist tissues to her, use my canon to bomb out the boxes of moist tissues and moist tissues itself :3
Ashfur placed all the stuff he needed in an underground den where he can take his items to troll and annoy her.
Yellowfang: Dang, Ashfur! You seem to be a lot more better! You need something here?
Cinderpelt: Yeah! Dang! DAMG DANG DAMG SNAMMSGAMWKJ!
Ashfur: Yes, I need something.
Cinderpelt: WHAT IS IT? YOU'RE INJURED?
Ashfur: Nope. *takes his moist tissues and throw them around the den first* ENJOY! I AIN'T GUILTY. ):3
Cinderpelt: WOAH! IT'S RAINING MOIST TISSUES! HONEY LUYA! (unfortunately, the writer did not know how to spell the 'luya')
Yellowfang: HEY STOP! THIS IS MY DEN CLAN. CLAN DEN. GDI. CLAN DEN. GET AWAY! :l
Ashfur: NOPE. I WILL NEVER AFTER WHAT YOU DID TO MY FRIENDS. *takes his canon out and shoots the tissue boxes* ENJOY ALL THIS THINGS, YOU UGLY DUCKLINGS.
Cinderpelt: BUT MOTHER SAID THAT I CAN BE A SWAN IF YOU SAID THAT AFTER SOMEONE SAID THAT. WHY AM I NOT A SWAN NOW?
Ashfur: 'Cause you're a mouse-brain.
The boss of the stars came out from the stars, feeling angry.
Legit: HOW DARE YOU USE MY WORDS, YOU LITTLE MOUSE-BRAIN LOSER?! YOU DESERVE TO BE IN THE DARK UGLY DUCKLINGS AS ALWAYS NO STARS THERE FOREST. PREPARE TO DISAPPEAR YOU, NAUGHTY CHILD. *strikes down lightning and thunder to the three cats and they disappear*
Legit: Now, my peace is here :D
WAIT! DID YOU SAY THE BOOK ENDS HERE? YOU'RE WRONG! TEAM F.B.S(Bumblestripe). Hopefully, Ashfur learns his mistakes ;) ~Legit
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50 Ways To Annoy Yellowfang
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