You are chilling with Jay while watching netflix at his place. He lay his head on your lap while you fixing your head on the tv.
"Babe what do u think bout Bella fell in luv with Edward ?" you slap his cheek lightly.
"Edward's hot" Jay yawning
"Really, seriously jay" u smirking
"Im serious as fuck, what about u then?"
"Well i think Bella is an idiot, she better take care of his father than dating vampire"
"Why?" Jay cracking
"Cause she didn't even know what she threw herself into. What if Edward just lose control and bite her, he might hurt her or sumthing "
"Speak for urself lady" Jay swept your hair off.
"What?"
"U dated me as if u dont know what u threw urself into, i might hurt u or sumthin" he copied your tone.
"What did i expect? Ive never expected to not getting hurt.Its impossible to not hurting each other." You throw your gaze to tv, knowing u just made stupid answer.
"That's the same thing with Bella. She didn't expect to not getting hurt" Jay poke ur side.
"Stop it. I wanna get me an ice cream, get ur head off" u pout, Jay getting up and spank ur butt."Sometimes u didnt use ur head, and that's life. U shud just go for ur ass gut. Sometimes let ur ass work not brain" He continued.
"My ass doesn't work, my brain does" U pull the ice cream from Jay's refrigerator.
Jay cracking loud.
"I know how to twerk tho, so sometimes it might works, literaly" U added
"Really? Show me" Jay nagged.
"Are you outta your mind" You smiled.
"Babe..." Jay showing aegyo and makes you laughing even louder.