Rusame - Lets Fuck

Fourty Six

"Staaahp." He headbutted Alfred's shoulder playfully. "I can't help it."

Alfred smiles in amusement, " So cute Ivan oh my gosh "

"Says you." Ivan huffed. "You're embarrassing me, nerd."

" Good , such a cute little ball of sweetness " Alfred continued, finding it so amusing yet so fun to embarrass his boyfriend.

"Shut up." Try as he might, he couldn't help but smile at Alfred's insistence.

" Bite me " Alfred stuck out his tongue , giggling slightly.

"I will." His eyes flickered playfully. "Maybe when you're a little better."

" Now who's the embarrassing one ?" He jokes, nudging him with all the strength he has left.

"Heh. I guess now we're even?" He chuckled, unashamedly planting another kiss on Alfred's lips.

Alfred kisses back , " Mmmhm ~ Yes ...for now "

"We'll see." He whispered, a sly smile on his face as he pulled away.

Alfred pouted , not wanting Ivan to move" You dork. "

"You nerd." He retorted. "You hungry or anything?"

" Yes...." Alfred squirms trying to sit more comfortably on the Russian.

He sighed dramatically. "Thought so. What can I get for you?" He grinned.

" I would say Penis...." Alfred joked

"Real mature." He rolled his eyes again. "Are you being serious, though?"

" McDonald's, I want : 12 pancakes , 100 double cheese burgers, 3 large cokes. OH OH the fries. 50 large fries. make sure the pancakes have syrup. " Alfred starts to get excited.

Ivan's jaw dropped. "In a word: no. Not so much, buddy."

" But Ivannn " Alfred pouts, making cute faces that the Russian can't resist.

Ivan hesitated. "... Fine. You're paying me back though. Here, let me make a list." He pulled out his phone and started writing up a note.

Alfred watched Ivan with a smile, making sure that he's got everything down.

"... Anddd syrup on the pancakes. I'll be back soon." Ivan stood up, planting a last kiss on Alfred's forehead. "See you later."

He gave Ivan a long hug before he setting off, " Thank youuu "

"Bye nerd." He left the room with an amused smile.

Alfred lays himself back down , trying to get comfortable in the warmth Ivan left. He decided that he should go back to sleep, thinking it would probably take a few hours for the order.

Surely enough, it took two hours and fifteen trips to and from McDonald's to bring over all of Alfred's food. With an exhausted sigh, Ivan dropped the last bag of burgers on Alfred's bed. "There."

Alfred slowly opens his eyes , a cute innocent expression appearing on his face as he yawns.

"Good morning." Ivan gestured around the room to where he had piled up the bags filled with food. "I got it all."

Alfred smiles widely, lifting himself up slowly to kiss his boyfriend on the cheek. " Thank you "

"Bon appetit." Ivan rolled his eyes, giving Alfred enough space.

Alfred drools, unable to control his smile from all of the food before him. He immediately digs in.

Ivan watched him with fascination as he ate, leaning against the wall.

Each bite took the American atleast half a second to eat, he was already on the 20th burger.

Ivan shook his head in disbelief. "How you do it, I'll never understand..."

" Practice " He grins into another bite.

"Well. That wasn't the workout I was expecting." He raised an eyebrow.

He finished his food and finally started to drink his coke , " A work out I've been dying for " his eyebrows wiggle suggestively.

"We'll see how the recovery goes. I don't want to hurt you anymore." Ivan stuck his tongue out.

" We all know you like it rough " Alfred nudged him.

"Yes. That's why we're waiting." He said firmly, pulling a book out of his bag and starting to read.

Alfred leans forward taking the book out of his hand , " Doesn't mean we can't do anything else "

"Hey." Ivan frowned. "I was reading that." He stuck out his bottom lip.

" Don't be such a bore " he snickered and threw the book.

Ivan let out an ungodly screech and leapt after it, catching it before it hit the ground. "DON'T! THROW! THE! WORKS! OF! STEPHEN! CHBOSKY!"

Alfred bursts into laughter , " Who? Man sounds stupid " he teased.

"That's the Perks Of Being A Wallflower! It's actually a really good book!" Ivan huffed indignantly.

" You're such a nerd oh my god....I'm dating a nerd I might cry " Alfred covered his face.

"Shut up, fatass." He snuggled up against Alfred, putting his book away. "I'm dating a binge eater with a sex addiction."

" Is that what you call it? " Alfred snuggled back " I can't help myself I love cock. " he smirks , " Its so hard not to play with yours "