Old spoof for Frost

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This is really old, don't judge me.

Foxclaw: *sulking in pirate cove while eating five-year-old pizza*

GalexyFace: A thing in its natural habitat..?.*iz hiding I a old box next to the tool box w/ swag shades*

Foxclaw: naw, naw, naw, rowr*starts biting hook*

GalexyFace: *steps out of teh box all swag liek* Yo, wattup. I'm Vincent (think its spelled wrong D:) and I'm gonna be asking questions for the camera.

Foxclaw: Die...

GalexyFace: Numba one: *puts on bacon robe* How old are you

Foxclaw: uh, EVOLUTION HAS HAPPENED TAKE COVER! *hides behind pizza box* *whisperes in batman voice* I'm onehundred.........

GalexyFace: mkay. *gets popcorn from nowhere* next question of doom: What is your favorite food?

Foxclaw: *peeps out with pizza slice in mouth* chicken... ......
And stop.
*steals popcorn and eats it all*
LEVEL UP

GalexyFace: Mkay. *eats robe* now,

Foxclaw: die.... ......
* eats GalexyFace n camera*

GalexyFace: *inside cats belly* that's all for this time!

Foxclaw: *vomits out GalexyFace, camera, and bacon robe* die...* eats robe* I already ate Mike.....

GalexyFace: *runs for LIEF n leaves camera*

foxclaw: *snuffs camera.* die. And if you where wondering, I didn't eat Mike.*eats camera*

IN DA BALLY

Mike: *picks up camera* hi..... ......



Do I need MOAR?

Foxclaw eats lots of catnip.
Just sayin.

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