Skipper's Randomness Book

I AM ALIVE

So I survived
And now I'm tired

But now my leg is really sore

I asksd my dad about it last time

He said it's because of my laziness

And, of you don't know, I'm kind of lazy. I like indoor activities better than outdoor

Oh

Speaking of that

So I might have mentioned this, I'm tired so I'm not sure

But me and two other girls were in math practicing together. One of the girls had a spray tan a few days ago. She then compared her arm color to another girl's, who is an active girl. Then I put my arm in

I'm one of those pasty vampire people

And they just look at me

And one of them touches my and and she's liek 'Gawd u cold!"

And I'm liek "oo your warm"

So now I'm the vampire of MS

Woof

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