Skipper's Randomness Book

*eye twiches*

So we were driving

And there was this truck

And guess what was crammed in the back into my cages for about ten of in each cage?

CHICKENS

SO MANY CHICKENS

I WAS RAGING BECAUSE WHAT DID THOSE CHICKENS DO WRONG

I WAS SO MAD BECAUSE THEY WERE BEING ABUSED JUST SO THEY COULD BE EATEN

I MEAN

THEY ARE GOING TO DIE EVENTUALLY, YES, BUT DONT MAKE THEM SUFFER SO MUCH IN THEIR DISAPPOINTINGLY SMALL
LIVES

So guess what I did.

I flipped off the driver.

And the best part is he was looking down at me at the time.

My biological parents didn't see :3

Nor my biological sister

But I felt like the dude driving it deserved much worse then a simple hand gesture.

I WILL KILL THEM SOMEDAY

👿😈

👊Brofist

I'm looking through all the emojis.

I'll show you 'em

All of em

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WHEW

THE LAG

GOSH

IM DIEING

Oh, there's a secret message in here :3

If you get it I will love you

Huehuehue