Adventures of a sarcastic

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I sit in the nurses office about to cry. I can't even process this life sometimes. Second day of school and I've already embarrassed myself publicly, Nice.I hear some one running and then they come to a stop a few minutes later my brother and Kelsi come running through the door.
Anthony:"Madi what the hell? How are you already doing reckless things?"
Me:"Wow. For one, Chill. Two, i scraped my knee and sprained my ankle walking i wouldn't say I'm reckless, more like clumsy.
Kelsi:" Are you okay? I heard you got hurt so i asked to go check on you. Suprisingly my teacher was cool with it, wierd right?"

As she said this she tried to rest her arm on the counter and missed and fell. I know, really how? But trust me this girl is worst then me. I once tried to give her a high five and wasn't even moving and she missed. I laughed so hard a tear came out.
Me: " I'm good are you okay? That looked like it hurt!"
Kelsi: " Shut up."
Anthony:" well i understand why you two are friends. I got to get back to class so, Madz stop being stupid."
Me: " Thanks brother. Love you too."
As my asshole of a brother i see brandon out side the door smiling like a geek at some thing on his phone and i react causing Kelsi to notice.
Kelsi: " Oh my gosh that's the guy who carried you here!"
God could she be any louder. I love her but really.
Me: " shhhh. Yes ok. Stop being so loud please."
Kelsi: " Oh my gosh you like him. Your face is pinkish!"
Me: "Jesus Christ seriously. I asked nicely! Look i don't know him he doesn't know me. Please lets keep it that way."
Kelsi: " You got it. Wow I'm going to annoy you so much about this."
Kelsi eventually has to leave to go to class and Brandon isn't there any more so i grab my stuff and walk, well limp to class. The second bell finally reached rings and i look down at my schedule. Oh yay history, so fun. I walk in in the middle of a lecture and sit down in the back because its the first day of this class. I get my iPad out and see i got four new emails mother, brother, Kelsi and the best one the teachers whose classes i missed being an idiot. I suddenly realize the class room is dead silent. I look up to see my teacher sitting in the desk in front of me with his chin in his hands staring at me.
Mr. Montañas :" Hey there. How are you? I'm good. Look you may think your the center of attention but here in my class i am the most important person in here. K? K. Good talk Urrutia."
Me:" Wait um sir i have a note for my absence. And I'm sorry sir if i came across as if i think I'm all that, I don't."
Mr. Montañas :" I accept your apology. See class this is what you do when you apologize. Well done Urrutia."

Mr. FOHS (full of him self) went back to the front of the class and continue with his rant about his hate of non-indented paragraphs. (Not kidding.) I sit in my desk with my head hurting like a bitch. Why? Out of no where this, not going to lie really cute dude started talking to me. Well more like whispering in my direction, but what's the difference

Cute dude : "Aren't you Uries sister?"
Using my fantastic whispering skills i answer.
Me:"Um... Like Brendon Urie? If so i wish but no."
Cute dude chuckles at my nonsense and well of course adorableness (just kidding).
Cute dude: " No Anthony Urrutia. The team calls him Urie, ya know short for Urrutia."
Me: " Oh that asshole. How do you know him and that we're related?"
Cute dude laughs again at my skillful comedy and goes on about how he went to the football camp and how him and Anthony are on the same team and good friends. He also says that when ever he's with his friends and he sees me he points me out and says I'm his twin sister. Awesome.
I hear a ding and of course it's my iPad. Email from Kelsi. I look up at her in the front row, she turns around and waves like a geek. I open the email of course.

Hey dude are you naturally loud or do i just have super hearing.
Can you and Cosper shut the fuck up.
Love the wife of Mikayuu,
Kelsi-san
I look up at her mouth fuck you. She starts laughing and gets a jug because of how "disrespectful" she was being.
The bell rings and. I practically run out which actually was more like speed limp out. I go through the rest of my classes without interest. Today I didn't have Art which made me happy but also sad because it's my favorite class.
I finish my day without embarrassing myself anymore, which is harder then it seems. Not falling with a sprained ankle is hard.
After ever things that has happened today, i hope tomorrow's bettter.
Or at least different.

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Hey y'all. I'm Back!! Ok I'm so sorry for those who actually read and liked this story. I've been struggling with a lot for awhile now. But, I'm good now and I'm out of school so now I'm back.

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