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↳ Nazir | Laughter

Hi and welcome to this lovely one shot! This Nazir x Reader was suggested by mature_fangirl - thank you for the request! :)

'Did you see that look on his face when he saw us? Hilarious!' I exclaimed, clutching my sides as Cicero and I collapsed on a bench. My face was bright red after minutes of hysterical laughter.

'I take it you two have enjoyed yourselves?' Babette smirked, watching us with her dark eyes.

'Oh yes, yes!' Cicero piped up, 'the man was like 'oh no please, don't hurt me!' and Cicero laughed and giggled, he did! He did!' Cicero couldn't contain his excitement and started dancing around. After calming Cicero down by giving him something warm to drink we made our way down to the main hall by the fireplace.

I quickly hurried to my chamber to peel of my armour into some more comfortable night robes. When returning to the hall, I could still see Cicero a bright shade of red, sipping his drink. Upon seeing me walk through the doorway he began to crack up again, almost spilling his beverage. I found it hard not to burst out laughing when I stole a glance at Nazir, shooting daggers at Cicero from the corner.

'Hey Cicero!' I squealed, plopping down next to him with a drink in my hand, 'why don't we sing some songs?' I exclaimed; Cicero nodded eagerly.

'Oh, there once was a hero named Ragnar the Red

Who came riding to Whiterun from ole Rorikstead!

And the braggart did swagger and brandish his blade

As he told of bold battles and gold he had made!

But then he went quiet, did Ragnar the Red

When he met the shield-maiden Matilda who said;

"Oh, you talk and you lie and you drink all our mead

Now I think it's high time that you lie down and bleed!"

And so then came the clashing and slashing of steel

As the brave lass Matilda charged in, full of zeal!

And the braggart named Ragnar was boastful no more-

When his ugly red head rolled around on the floor!'

Cicero and I burst into fits of giggles once again and I couldn't help but to steal another glance at Nazir who was now glaring at us from his position at the cooking pot in the corner. Nazir was now emptying half a bowl of salt into the soup as he payed attention to us and not the food.

'You alright there, Nazir?!' I exclaimed through laughter, slamming my hand down onto the bench to emphasise the hilarity of the situation. Nazir then abruptly turned to face the meal, his eyes bulging at the site of the half empty salt pot. He then turned back to us, veins popping.

'Can you two just shuuut up?!' he boomed, nearly knocking the cooking pot off it's stand. My breath got caught in my throat as Cicero and I stared at Nazir like scolded pups at their mother. We gulped in unison and awkwardly sipped our mead, eyes fixed on Nazir.

With a final huff, Nazir resumed his cooking. Cicero and I turned back to one another, looking each other in the eye over the rims of our mugs.
My eyes lit up, 'I have an idea!' I exclaimed to Cicero who stared at me eagerly as I left the room.

Minutes later I returned to the table with two small rolls of paper in each hand. To demonstrate, I placed the paper to my lips and blew into the drink, making bubbles and a hilarious noise erupt from the mug. Cicero squealed happilly and did the same - much to the delight of Nazir. Nazir's deep voice rumbled in his throat as he looked at us. I continued to make a huge din with the roll of paper whilst looking him straight in the eyes.

Suddenly, Nazir erupted into a... laugh? He clutched his side as he crumpled to his knees, laughing his head off like . I started laughing too, Cicero joining me. Babette's high - pitched giggles could be heard from the floor above - who had witnessed the whole scene unfold on the floor below her.

HI AGAIN! :) So sorry that I haven't been active for a couple of weeks... I just completely forgot Wattpad existed! ;-; xD

I came back and this book was on 3K?!?! Like WOW! Thanks so much! With 140 - 260 reads on each one shot I'm actually so happy!

If you were wondering, during the couple of weeks that I wasn't writing I developed an extreme obsession for Thranduil (from the Hobbit) (hence my new user) and if you don't know who that sexy lil' beast is ples look him up... :)

BTW I know this oneshot wasn't romantic but I started writing and I really didn't have the will power to make it become more romantic so this is all you're gunna get! :^)

~ Eru 👻

P.S. If I start leaving Thranduil gifs and pictures at the end of each one shot I do apologise in advance...