Dear Diary,
I saw Gerard yet again today. He was with Frank Oreo. They were at Walmart, in the milk aisle. They were acting very homosexual and touchy so I angrily walked up to them.
"Hello, Gerard." I glared at Gerard, the man I once loved.
"Hello, Bryar Bob. This is my boyfriend, Dank Oreo."
"Oh, I know, darling."
Dank Oreo waved.
I sneered.
All of the sudden, Bert McWackin walked in.
"Hey, guys!" Bert said.
"Shut up Bert, no one likes you!" I yelled.
Bert started McCrying.
He threw a corn at me.
"CORN ON THE BOB!"
YOU ARE READING
i am bryar bob ➸ b.b
Fiksi Penggemarcorn child (this is a crack fic. read it if you want to laugh a lot.) (this is a collab with @doodlingdeath, go follow her.)
